Wonkette operative “Jocelyn B.” reports from Grand Rapids, Michigan: “She in my backyard right now, dressed in neon yellow, squawking loudly to an impressive crowd of probably 200. A passerby commented that she looked like Tweetie Bird, albeit seven months pregnant. Emotional eating, no doubt. When she says ‘Barack Obama,’ her voice lowers about three octaves and she sounds like she’s reprimanding a naughty dog. Oh, she’s done. Over.” [MLive]