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Lara Logan, Best War Reporter Ever

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Give this woman a prize.In an age when most reporters for the American media are timid, pasty, milquetoast mumblers, Lara Logan stands head and balls above the rest. Sure, we’ve seen some stories about her romantical adventures in Iraq’s Green Zone and an exciting brawl in a safe house between two rival suitors — and our only question is, Just two? MORE »


Barack Obama Wants $115.62 For Coffee And A Sandwich

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

And that is exactly where you can stick itThis is totally not change we can believe in! Some poor reporter in Indiana followed Barack Obama around all day on a bus and the Obama campaign billed his employer OVER FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS for that wonderful privilege. Some of the bill applied to transportation and supplies but over $100 was for food — which the reporter ate very little of, because who can work up an appetite for anything except man candy when Our Barry is around? MORE »


Is Hillary Clinton Too Drunk To Be President?

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Why is Hillary Clinton embarrassing herself so much with this disenfranchisement bullshit, or the other bullshit with which she’s embarrassing herself? It’s because she is drunk, very drunk, all the time, forever, so drunk that she cannot DO ANYTHING — LOOK AT HER. Obama would be drunk too, all the time, but he wants to be a strong black role model. [Sigh]. More pictures of Hillary getting drunk again with reporters on her airplane, after the jump! MORE »


Barack Obama Says ‘Sorry For The Sexist Name-Calling’

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

All apologiesRemember that time yesterday when Barack Obama acted like a Texas waitress and called that young female reporter “sweetie”? Well, he left her a contrite voicemail promising never to call her that terrible word again. The full transcript after the jump. MORE »


Barack Obama: So Mean To Reporters!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

He will be nice to you, if you have a lightBarack Obama doesn’t just ignore the gay and lesbian press. He ignores reporters of every hue, creed, nationality, and sexual preference! This is because he believes that every member of the Journalistic Profession deserves the right to be completely and summarily dismissed out of hand. He will not answer questions about Hamas when he wants to eat his waffles; he will not hold a press conference even though he says he will. He is basically that no goodnik boyfriend who always stands you up at the last minute, when he isn’t refusing to answer questions about Hamas over waffles. Does he understand that the press might quit polishing his knob if he keeps up this irresponsible behavior? [Political Ticker]


Poor Baby Barack Still Tired After Vacation

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Barack Obama came back from his secret (or not-so-secret at all!) vacation in the Virgin Islands today and, as expected, immediately whined to reporters: “It has been a little over a year; about 15 months now, since I first announced that I was running for president. Since that time babies have been born and are walking and talking … I know it seems like it’s been long for you, imagine how it feels for me.” Alas, he has once again revealed how little he knows about the media. No humans in history, Barry, hate their lives more than the depressed, smelly, twitchy, grumpy, loud, self-important, perverted stenographers that make up the traveling political press corps. [ABC News]


Demoralized White House Press Corps Is So, So Bored

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Helen Thomas had to retire after 80 million years, she was so boredYou may have forgotten that George Bush is still the president — and judging from his latest round of African dance parties, it looks like he would also prefer to forget! But this whole “still the president for EIGHT TEN MORE MONTHS” issue leaves White House reporters in a pickle. On the one hand, they’re professionally obliged to cover George W. Bush every time he chokes on a pretzel, bails out a bank, or endorses some loathsome old codger to replace him. On the other hand, the White House beat is so boring these days. MORE »


Barack Obama Offends Latest Whiny Local Media Outlet

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Whenever the Democratic primary season heads to a new state, the excited local press is set up for a letdown. “O, O, Barack Obama is going to give glorious, exclusive quotes to me,” the local town reporter dreams, “and I will win many Pulitzers and Barry will be my new bowling partner.” Then Barack Obama gets to town, gives a lovely speech, and doesn’t talk to any reporters anywhere. Then the reporters get depressed and write whiny articles about how Barack will not talk to them or bowl with them or even care that they exist. Today’s example: the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader! MORE »


Clinton Campaign Hides Reporters In Bathroom

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

This photo is making the rounds fairly quickly, because reporters care about nothing more than poor accommodations for reporters. According to CNN, this is “the Clinton press corps’ less than ideal filing center in the Berger Activity Center men’s locker room” in Austin, Texas. When reporters asked for food, Clinton staffers suggested they eat shit. [CNN via Daily Kos]


Press Is Mad That Obama Won’t Pay Attention To Them

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

He has like a million NEW friends now so he totally ignores his old friendsThe “love affair” between the national press and Barack Obama has taken a turn for the darkly dysfunctional. It appears that America’s handsome Savior Prince has been a bit distant lately. He’s been putting off a weird vibe and not texting them back. Was it something the press said? Is it possible Barry was just using the press for all the free hand jobs? MORE »