Tag: reporters

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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up

Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.

Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally

Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD]

Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind

Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.

CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference

Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
Those are my juniper bushes! Clear off!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Solves All His Problems With One Weird Trick: Will Never Talk To Press Again

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has vowed to never ever ever speak to reporters again, and possibly to hold his breath until he turns sane.

Trump-Loving Florida Man Wishes Media The Best, In Only Way He Knows How

A gentleman named American Patriot had some choice words about patriotism and treason for reporters in the press pen at a Trump rally.

Anthony Weiner. Dude, What Is Up?

Dear Anthony Weiner, Sorry to be rappin' at ya in the form of an open letter, as those are kind of whatever, lame, but considering what could happen if you actually had our contact information, we will just keep this...

Terrified DNC Reporters Trapped Inside Filthy Butthole Murder Motels, Nation Laughs

There is a crisis, in Charlotte, that outweighs all other crises in America -- including "the gaffes" -- right now: the DNC assigned reporters to a bunch of shitty motels and they're unhappy. And how does the Democratic platform...

Who Is Chris Christie Yelling At Today?

More like who ISN'T Chris Christie yelling at! It is why America loves him. For reminding us all of an abusive stepdad! Also who doesn't want to just yell at everybody, all the time? Especially any reporter who would...

House Urinal Explodes: All House Reporters Soaked In Piss, Hopefully

Where were you on 6/4/12? This is the day that America got its groove back, after the world's worst people -- reporters -- in the world's worst institution -- the House of Representatives -- saw a urinal explode and...

Campaign Reporters Officially Out Of Questions, Time For Everyone To Come Home

NEW: Romney just said that Augusta National should admit women as members, our @peterhambycnn reports. #GenderWars #tcot #tlot— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDCNN) April 5, 2012 Romney says "of course" women should be admitted to Augusta National, per @GarrettNBCNews.— Mike O'Brien (@mpoindc)...

Rush Limbaugh Laughs and Laughs At Hippie Journalists Detained In Egypt

Screaming radio lunatics agree: Egypt is the go-to place for "epic lolz" right now, what with all the protesters being shot dead in the streets and secret police vans plowing through crowds of unarmed civilians! And what about all...

Racist Monster Carl Paladino Almost Punches New York Reporter in the Face

Carl Paladino is not getting along with the newspapermen and women who comprise America's distinguished Press Corps. Why is this? Did these humorless reporters not enjoy the pictures of Barack Obama eating fried chicken-flavored watermelon, the ones Paladino forwarded...

Washington Press Corps Just One Big Book-Publishing Scam

There are, in 2010, only two types of political books that get published. Actually there are more, but let's just say there are two. The first is for elected or appointed officials or staffers, whose financial incentive is to...

Left-Wing Liberal Blogs To Destroy Sanctity Of White House Pool Reports

The most challenging investigative task a prominent Washington journalist could ever face in his or her career is to cover the White House Pool Report beat, where our greatest reporters take turns following the President during off-hours -- just...