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Posts Tagged ‘remember the alamo’

REPUBLICANS

Mike Huckabee, In Close Discussions With Ego, Determines That Ego Does Not Like Campaigning

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It's alright to cryLast night, a saddened Mike Huckabee gathered with reporters and shared the contents of some private conversations he has had recently with his ego. “My ego doesn’t enjoy getting these kind of evenings where we don’t win the primary elections,” he admitted. His ego has not enjoyed many evenings this month. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Monday, February 11th, 2008

There's no basement at the Alamo.WHAT WE NEED IS MORE DEBATES: Still can’t decide between Handsome Hopeful Barry Obama and Hillary “Nurse Ratched” Clinton? Don’t worry, there’s another debate in just a few days! CNN and Spanish-language Univision are holding a Barack v. Hill match in Texas on February 21. Half of it will be in Spanish, so John McCain can follow along. [Dallas News]