Wonkette

* Schwarzenegger reconsiders stance on “girlie men,” now on “same team” as gays. [Boi From Troy; Gay Orbit] MORE »

* Bush twins unemployment index goes to zero at the same time the Bush twins in DC index goes to zero. Saddest possible trombone plays a solo for every bar owner in Georgetown. [Fresh Politics] MORE »

* Soledad O’Brien: Wednesday’s “Hump Day Hussy.” [Evil Discussor] MORE »

* More discussion of “Rush Limbaugh’s penis” and the Dominican hookers he’s been sticking it in. [The Republic of T] MORE »

* When we look at Golf Digest’s ranking of Washington golfers, all we see is a whole lot of strokes. [Golf Digest] MORE »

* Jonah Goldberg really wants some holographic technology, ’cause regular internet porn just isn’t doing it for him any more. [The National Review] MORE »

* The first rule of HuffPo is — you do not talk about HuffPo. [The Guardian] MORE »

* Jon Stewart has no illusions — if he were any funnier, he’d be dead. [The Apiary] MORE »

* When everything that’s soulless and wrong becomes a Power Point slide. [The Nation] MORE »

* Pretty soon the 4am “make millions in your spare time” infomercials will feature Drudge. [Logged Hours] MORE »

• See the bright green gas station, see how harmless it is — so shiny and clean. [Jeff Matthews Is Not Making This Up]

• Rep. Steven King — just as scary, if not quite as good a writer. [PageOneQ]
• Math is a tricky mistress. [Whiskey Bar]
• Oh, police state, how do we love thee — let us count the ways. [100% Pure Petroleum Jelliffe]
• Immigration problem: solved. [Jim VanBlaricum]
  

* Everyone wants to have dinner with Condi, but no one wants Bush’s sloppy seconds. [Akron Beacon Journal] MORE »

* “That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks.” [Drink at Work] MORE »