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Mike Huckabee Puts Blame For Newtown Massacre On Abortion Pills, Where It Belongs

You can all put away your theories about there being too many or too few guns, because Heavenly Megaphone Mike Huckabee knows why unhinged sociopaths keep using military equipment to decimate fellow humans in everyday settings. Huck’s got his eye on you, over 99% of sexually active women of child-bearing age who’ve used contraceptives! Oh, and gays too. Don’t think we’re not well aware of your role in all of this. Read more on Mike Huckabee Puts Blame For Newtown Massacre On Abortion Pills, Where It Belongs…
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Enterprising Student Gets Paid for Being Offended by Coursework She Chose

Short on cash? Did you know that some so-called “academic institutions” have outrageous requirements for students in their counseling programs – like they have to actually try to listen to people’s problems, regardless of what they are, sometimes even with empathy? Or that these same institutions don’t want to accept your unrelated beliefs as an excuse for not mastering every aspect of a given subject? Luckily, universities everywhere want to make students learn everything on their curriculum before they hand out degrees – a dumb mistake that can be exploited by YOU! If you’re as shrewd and exploitative as former Eastern Michigan University student Julea Ward, you can just sue your stupid school for intolerance toward your beliefs after they insist you complete course requirements – since lawyers are so expensive, they’ll probably just give you the money! ($75,000, in Ward’s case.) Read more on Enterprising Student Gets Paid for Being Offended by Coursework She Chose…