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Matt Yglesias wants to sex machen with German Mädchen, big time. [Matt Yglesias]
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Rush Limbaugh was curled up on his La-Z-boy. He had just finished reading Du Bois’ The Souls of White Folk and was feeling particularly vulnerable. Opiates helped relieve the pain, but it’s hard being white in a black man’s world. Rush cut up a few lines of Oxycontin with his Price Chopper Chopper Shopper Card. I will start the white civil rights movement he thought to himself. And then he celebrated with some Oxycontin up his nose. [Think Progress]
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For the man who has everything except a Michele Bachmann action figure. [TPM]
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The brave Americans who defended Alaska from the Japanese during the Battle of Midway will receive a pension of Zero Yen if Barack Obama has his way — and he always has his way! Meanwhile, Barack is busy eating ice cream cones. Despicable. [RedState]
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Onward, Christian soldiers! [True/Slant: Laurie Essig]
Tags: alaska, barack obama, germany, michele bachmann, rumors on the internets, religious fanatics, rush limbaugh
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