Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.
A prayer for Little Marco
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
A Non-Boring Thing Explaining Why We’re Putting All Your Priests In Free Speech JAIL! (Also: We Aren’t)
Churches are not the only 501(c)3s!
Yow! Are we Patriotically Devoted Yet?
Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
NOBODY expects the Erickson Inquisition!
Of all the concerns a reasonable person might have about Donald Trump installing Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil, as secretary of State, the fact that he might just love the environment too much is probably not one of them!...
A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.
Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.
Apparently this proves that Obama loves Islam too much to criticize terrorism.
Wonkette made fun of Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump's pretended outreach to evangelicals. Clearly, we hate Christians and want to impose Sharia. Duh.