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Tag: religion

Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!

‘Christian Nation’ All Fun & Games Till Erick Erickson Decides You’re A Heretic

NOBODY expects the Erickson Inquisition!

Rick Santorum Is Worried Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson Might Love The Environment Too Much

Of all the concerns a reasonable person might have about Donald Trump installing Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil, as secretary of State, the fact that he might just love the environment too much is probably not one of them!...
'Some' sure say a lot of stupid shit, don't they?

Hawaiian GOP Candidate’s Jebus War Against Tulsi Gabbard Too Crazy For Hawaiian GOP

A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.
He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
And you should resign, too

Genius DNC Staffer Who Suggested Painting Bernie Sanders As Atheist Can Go To Very Religious Hell

One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.

Bill O’Reilly Discovers Damning Evidence That One Time Barack Obama Went To His Brother’s Wedding

Apparently this proves that Obama loves Islam too much to criticize terrorism.
Beast Jebus is BEST Jebus!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Why U Make Baby Jebus Cry, Wonkette? WHY?

Wonkette made fun of Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump's pretended outreach to evangelicals. Clearly, we hate Christians and want to impose Sharia. Duh.
Really can't go wrong with this pic. Or the corndog.

Michele Bachmann Makes Donald Trump’s ‘Evangelical Advisory Board,’ Wasn’t Busy Anyway

Donald Trump went and got himself a bunch of top rightwing Christian thought leaders to join his newly-announced 'evangelical advisory board.' He got Michele Bachmann, too.
Gary Larson did it better. But Trump IS a vulture...

Donald Trump Just Wondering If Hillary Is A Muslim Or What. You Know, Like Her Girlfriend Maybe.

Donald Trump is questioning Hillary Clinton's faith. And her commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Only People Cheering Orlando Mass Murder Are Two Fundamentalist Christians

Here come Walid Shoebat and Pastor Steven L. Anderson to kill your faith in humanity.

Donald Trump Thinks Barack Obama Is An Actual Muslim Terrorist, Better Nuke The White House

Trump's plan for fighting terrorism? Just saying the words 'Radical Islamic Terrorism' over and over again until it stops.

Pat Boone Is Butthurt For God

Pat Boone, one of the stars of the insufferable Christian agitprop movie God's Not Dead II: He's Pining For The Fjords, is very displeased with those anti-God ruffians at Saturday Night Live for mocking his movie. Mind you, it's...

Ted Cruz Narrowly Escapes Jaws Of Muslim Brotherhood

It's a day, so Ted Cruz is being a dick. Monday morning, he told a gay man at a town hall in New York how much he loves religious liberty, and how it applies to EVERYBODY, including Christians, Jews, atheists, and...
It's in the Bible.

Kentucky Senate Protects Christian Cake Bakers From Dirty Cake-Obsessed Homosexuals

Oh glory hallelujah, another state has stepped up to mitigate the destruction being visited upon Jesus-loving bakers, candlestick makers, butchers and fortune-telling prostitutes by the dirty homosexual demons who persecute them so, by offering to give them money for...