A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?
Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
Public education? What's that?
A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.
Behold, it is a vast field of strawmen.
Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet.
Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.
Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.
A prayer for Little Marco
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.
A Non-Boring Thing Explaining Why We’re Putting All Your Priests In Free Speech JAIL! (Also: We Aren’t)
Churches are not the only 501(c)3s!
Yow! Are we Patriotically Devoted Yet?
Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!