Tag: religion

The ‘Moonies’ Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO!

A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka Declares That 2016 Election Proved Existence Of God

Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!
It's a fair cop

Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!

If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.

GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray!

Public education? What's that?

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.

Anti-Gay Wingnuts Here With FRESHEST, HOTTEST Decade-Old Bigot Bakery Defenses

Behold, it is a vast field of strawmen.

Jimmy Kimmel Heading To Alabama For A Jesus Fight With Roy Moore

Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet.

Do You Think Trans Kids Are ‘Satan’s Plan’? Congrats, You’re A Trump Judge!

Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.

God Instructs Idaho Prepper And End-Times Prophet To Launch Pointless Bid For Congress

Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.

Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.

Jesus Idiot Knows Hillary Murdered Mike Flynn, Because He Knew About The Pizza Sex

Just another day in the devil-worshipping Luciferian demon-possessed salt mines.

Trump Declared His Inauguration Day The Greatest Patriotic Day In All Of North Korea

Yow! Are we Patriotically Devoted Yet?

Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does

Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!