Tag: reince priebus
You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.
All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?
Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!
ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!
10 DAYS! HE MADE IT 10 DAYS! TEEEEEEEEEN FUCKING DAYS!
Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
Reince Priebus OUT! Current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly IN! Donald Trump STILL IDIOT!
This guy is every bit as smart and sane as Donald Trump.
SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!
SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!
EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.
It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.
We're living in a fucking reality show.
Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.