Tag: reince priebus

Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!

There's a battle of halfwits going on right now, Donald Trump and the pinchable face cheeks of House Speaker Paul Ryan.

Following his loss in the Indiana primary, Ted Cruz announced he is suspending his campaign. Donald Trump is now pretty much the nominee, unless...

"WHAT?!" That is what you are saying right now, because you are confused as to why we are talking about "Marco Rubio" and his...

The US Capitol -- and the White House too! -- is on lockdown just because someone decided to exercise their Second Amendment all over...

Did you know Marco Rubio is exactly like Harry Potter? Well, apart from the whole "Harry Potter wins in the end" thing. And the...

Oh how terrible, it seems that Donald Trump's existence continues to tear the Republican Party asunder, we are so deeply sorry about how hard...

You probably bleached "moderate" Republican Judge Jeanine Pirro from your memory after she sank to the bottom of the sea on the FAIL boat....

Good news for South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley! On Tuesday, she managed to deliver the most successful Republican response to a State of the...

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of...

Doctor Ben Carson would like you all to know he is not one bit pleased about these murmurings that the GOP establishment is plotting...

Don't you just love the smell of Republican Civil War in the morning? Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing...

After a brief attempt to collectively bargain for kinder, gentler debate rules -- Republican presidential candidate workers of the world, unite! -- the whole scheme...

This is so pathetic, even we feel sorry for the Republican Party. Yes, we, Yr Wonkette, always first in line to instruct Republicans on the various...

It would appear that Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus has failed to read his Wonkette yet again. We sexplained Thursday that anybody who...

On Wednesday, Americans watched the third Republican presidential debate. Well, some Americans, anyway. The ones who could afford it. Because, in case you needed reminding, freedom isn't...

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