Tag: reince priebus

Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is

It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

I Had Never Thought I’d Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House

Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.

Donald Trump Just Gonna Fire Errrebody, Let Jared And Ivanka Do All The Jobs

It's almost as if the guy has no idea what he's doing.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

White House Missing Special Something Only Guy Who’s Killed Thousands Of His Own People Can Bring

A mass murderer invited to visit the White House? Way better than apologizing for America.

Which Of These Terrible ‘Ideas’ On Immigration Is Most Disgusting? TRICK QUESTION DUMMY!

Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.

Puss-Burglar Defends Puss-Burglar Against Charges Of Aggravated Puss-Burgling

A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly!

FBI Director James Comey Tells Donald Trump To Shut His Lying Orange Yap-Hole

Oh look, another mountain of bullshit from the Trump White House!

Donald Trump Tells CPAC Unnamed Sources Are FAKE NEWS, Except For When He Uses Them

Deconstructing the stupidest part of Trump's CPAC speech.
Worst. Jedi Mind Tricks. Ever.

President Bannon Promises To ‘Deconstruct’ America At CPAC. U-S-A! U-S-A!

President Steve Bannon seems to think he's some kind of French literary theorist, apparently.