Tag: reince priebus

DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!

Trump Quit-Fires Last Grown-Up In White House. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 23, 2018

HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!

Hey, Can Trump Talk To Mueller’s Witnesses? Is That Kosher Or LOL?

New York Times 'sources' say Don McGahn is a *living saint*.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!

Should we fit Paul Ryan for his handcuffs now? Or Reince? Or Steve Bannon? OR ALL OF THEM KATIE???

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.