What fun they are having at the EPA!
Is it possible the Trump administration has done something that's not fucking people over? Maybe, this once.
Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?
Prepare to be shocked, shocked.
Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?
It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Oh, look, the Republicans are doing more Class War at us!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Why, yes, Neil Gorsuch is the son of the crazy lady who ran the EPA under Reagan. Wonder if there are any lessons here?
Once they're born, babies can go screw.
Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.
Almost every time we write about the multiple bureaucratic and political failures that led to the poisoning of Flint, Michigan's water supply with incredible amounts of lead, we pour ourselves a nice cold glass of clean water from our...