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Administration Almost Admits to Lying About NK, Heavens Open Up and Prepare to Swallow Earth

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Remember 2002, when we were all flyin’ high on paranoia and dread? Those reassuring warpigs in the Bush Administration knew what we needed: more enemies with more firepower, to keep America on its toes. And so Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and North Korea was enriching Uranium.

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