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Posts Tagged ‘registration’

Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Hoppy Easter!Hey, you bunch of socialist acorns, did you know you have to register to vote, in many states, before you can show up and vote on November 4, for the terrorists? This is what Barack Obama just told your editor and everybody else who signed up for that Veep Announcement text alert nine years ago. In California and Washington (state) and Utah and various other states including Kansas and South Dakota, today’s your last day to register, hippie! MORE »


Barack Obama To Change Electoral Math By Courting Youths, African-Americans, Everybody Else

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

She is a better bowlerEvery four years Democrats say they’re going to win elections by getting more young ‘uns and black people to vote, and every four years George Bush gets elected again. But this time will be different, says Barack Obama, because he is getting “folks” to register to vote and he will kick their asses if they don’t. MORE »