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  load up on guns and bring your friends

Hey Washington DC, Grab All The Guns You Want And Go To Chipotle!

Washington DC in the near future (artist's conception)
In a great ruling for anyone who wants to walk around Our Nation’s Capitol while packing heat, a federal judge on Saturday struck down Washington DC’s ban on carrying guns in public, because the Second Amendment wants you to have a gun with you at all times: Read more on Hey Washington DC, Grab All The Guns You Want And Go To Chipotle!…
  you'll shoot your eye out

Iowa Rep. Steve King Stars In Tragic Tale ‘A Christmas Without Guns’

Rep. Steve King (R-Red Dawn) has a new grievance against gun-registration proposals: They would ruin his family’s Christmas. Speaking to the birther conspiracy site World Net Daily, King castigated Democratic proposals in the wake of the Sandy Hook school massacre. “And I look at the President’s argument on background checks. That would mean that every transaction on guns in America would have to be approved by a federally licensed firearms dealer,” King explained. “And that would mean that Christmas at the Kings would be outlawed unless one of us got a federal firearms license. If we want to trade guns or buy one for each other, it can’t change hands without having the universal registration component of that. So I’m concerned about that from a constitutional perspective.” Read more on Iowa Rep. Steve King Stars In Tragic Tale ‘A Christmas Without Guns’…
  voting is for old people

Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas

Hey, you bunch of socialist acorns, did you know you have to register to vote, in many states, before you can show up and vote on November 4, for the terrorists? This is what Barack Obama just told your editor and everybody else who signed up for that Veep Announcement text alert nine years ago. In California and Washington (state) and Utah and various other states including Kansas and South Dakota, today’s your last day to register, hippie! Read more on Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas…
 

Barack Obama To Change Electoral Math By Courting Youths, African-Americans, Everybody Else

Every four years Democrats say they’re going to win elections by getting more young ‘uns and black people to vote, and every four years George Bush gets elected again. But this time will be different, says Barack Obama, because he is getting “folks” to register to vote and he will kick their asses if they don’t. Read more on Barack Obama To Change Electoral Math By Courting Youths, African-Americans, Everybody Else…