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So who is this hostage taker man up in New Hampshire? We know for sure that he’s white and hates Hillary and loves violence, so that whittles the suspects down to about 175 million Americans. After the jump, a roundup of some of your — yes, we mean you, commenters — most appealing theories. MORE »

Washington state’s Columbian newspaper landed a short phone interview with disgraced, bottom-dwelling ex-Rep. Richard Curtis yesterday, and while we dutifully made jokes about the 10-15 total words Curtis said, the article’s best part was its second commenter, a charming lad/lass named Reese Mackenzy. While it’s still unclear whether Mackenzy is a human or a spambot, (s)he lended provocative insight into the GOP sex scandal mindfuckery, things the “Demrats” have blinded themselves towards. For example, did you know that “Most men at one time or another have made love to another dude”? I know right?? After the jump, Reese’s enlightening comment in full. MORE »