Dear whoever runs things at Redstate.com:

We don’t care for your website. Just not our thing, ya know? But if Congress has taught us anything, it’s that Congress can’t teach us anything about working together. We may not like your internets, and you may not like ours, but we must work together to destroy a mutual enemy — illegal alien spambots, a.k.a. Paultards. MORE »

In their first brilliant act of public service, free-for-all conservative blog RedState.com has announced that “new users may *not* shill for Ron Paul in any way shape, form or fashion.” The site’s Leon H. Wolf posted the angry memo, which is subtitled “(Life is *REALLY* Not Fair).” Wolf apparently had a 14-year-old girl working the punctuation, because, like, he *really* emphasizes these *Paultards* and their *liberal* *jerkass* *tendencies* with, *like*, *infinity* *asterisks*!

Attention, Ron Paul Supporters (Life is *REALLY* Not Fair) [RedState.com]