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Tag: redstate

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Bristol Palin Takes Break From ISIS Battle To Slob Trump’s Knob

Attention, everyone, for Our Lady Of However Many Immaculate Conceptions, Bristol Palin, has taken to the blogotubes to discuss how the media is doing all the liberal censorship crimes to our prince and Palin family hero Donald Trump, just because...
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Bryan Fischer Will Root All Queers Out Of Wingnut ‘News’ Websites

Bryan Fischer's butthole is in an extra-twitchy state (not the Michelle Malkin kind of twitchy; or wait, come to think of it, yes the Malkin kind), as he is feeling BETRAYED! You see, one of the wingnut websites he likes, Townhall.com,...

Erick Erickson Is All Growed Up, Not A A**hole Anymore

Wingnut fire-breathing teabagging RedState blogger and Fox contributor Erick Son of Erick isn't your typical wingnut fire-breathing teabagger, according to a Very Serious Profile in The Atlantic, which is very serious and takes Erick Erickson very seriously. For one thing,...

Ted Cruz Birther Too Stupid Even For Erick Erickson’s RedState

Ted Cruz birther David Farrar has a sad, guys. He's been kicked off wingnut website Redstate.com, presumably because Erick Erickson is a fascist who can't stand to have the ugly truth about Ted Cruz exposed: Ted Cruz was born...

Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!

Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire person in the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money -- so much and so...

Alleged Skeet Murderer Barack Obama Afraid Of Guns (Because He Is Gay)

So, we were typing up a story about Barry Obama, Skeet Master, but then the new kid came along and just cold sent the Editrix a finished story about the very same thing, but no hard feelings new kid,...

Wingnuts Terrified: Black Man Coming For, Possibly On, Their Daughters

You wanna see something really scary? "First he asked for your wedding gifts, then your yard sales and now he has asked for your daughters." Dun dun DUN. That's right. The most scariest thing that could ever have happened...

BREAKING: Obama’s Campaign Site Rejects Fraudulent Donation

Today's right-wing Obama-is-a-foreigner thing is the startling revelation that, theoretically, Barack Obama could be accepting campaign donations from foreign nationals. Short version: Barack Obama does not own the Obama.com domain name. Some (American) dude in China does. It autoforwards to...

Erick Erickson Asks Herman Cain If He Tried Turning It On and Off

Now that the puddle of human goo that used to be Rick Perry has finally been covered over with cedar shavings and left to dry overnight, perhaps we should refocus on polishing the rest of the turds who for...

Meghan McCain Finally Takes Offense At Someone Calling Her Stupid

Oh boohoo, Meghan McCain is furious because mean old troll Erick Erickson's right-wing website RedState.com posted some kind of half-wit parody of Meghan McCain's vapid Daily Beast columns that her lawyers say too closely resembles her actual half-wit columns...

Erick Erickson Scared To Death Fancy Young People Will Re-elect Obama

You know what keeps Erick Erickson up at night? Fear. Always. But there is another, specific kind of fear that bedevils him when fringe-right corporate mouthpiece/unwanted free publication Human Events asks for some promotional email text to send out...

RedState: It’s Time To Ban Muslim Immigration

RedState has come up with a fun, new, very academic policy idea: Let's stop letting Muslims immigrate here! That will solve all of the problems on the problems list, such as economy and fetus death. "By now it is...

RedState Angry It’s ‘Still’ Not ‘Allowed To Make a Racial Slur’ About Obama

As soon as we see a black person in a position of power, we all immediately turn to utter a racial slur about this person, right? You guys know what we're talking about! Black people are scary! YET, RedState...

Erick Erickson Wishes Republican Party Would Feed Him More Butter

Boo! Why did the Republican Party have to come out this morning with a list of "policies" and "beliefs"? That's no fun. The only policy they need is "the economy sucks and your president doesn't look like you," but...

RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak

Our nation's leading pundits can always be expected to act like the gentlemen-scholars they are, especially while riding public transportation. That's why CNN fringe-right psychopath Erick "RedState" Erickson has just been twittering important eyewitness accounts of bestselling conventional-wisdom hack...

RedState’s Lonely Photoshop Contest

With nothing else to talk about today, despite the fact that Sharia is slowly being added to law books all over the country, RedState decided they were gonna have themselves a good ol' Photoshoppin' contest with a photo of...