Goddamnit Fred Thompson is an idiot. Idiot idiot idiot dumbface! The latest example: Because Rudy Giuliani attended a NASCAR race Sunday, Thompson was probably worried that his redneck capital was being infringed upon. To recover lost hick points in Iowa on Tuesday, Thompson made a NASCAR simile about Democrats. Surely his NASCAR voter base appreciated the comparison. MORE »

* Walnuts’ campaign website is a page-view whoring device of the five-dollar-back-alley variety. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Political trivia featuring “midget porn, neocon jizz, and raping hobo corpses.” [Only in America via Rude Pundit]
* NSA has the power to continue warrantless spying, but doesn’t have the power. [Worldwide Standard]
* Toby Keith is a flip-flopper. [Think Progress]
* Liz Taylor endorses Hillary. Liz Taylor is still alive. [Reuters]
* Former fat-ass Mike Huckabee will probably announce his ‘08 candidacy on Sunday. [Hotline on Call]
* Joe Biden declares he’s running, again. [Boston Globe]
* George Pataki’s going to personally solve Iran first, and then say whether he’s running. [CNN]
* Al Sharpton checks Barack Obama’s ghetto pass, finds it expired. [Althouse]

* Justice Scalia has never known the agony of interpreting the Constitution on an empty stomach, wants the same for impoverished Federal Judges. [Outside the Beltway]
* The best idea Tom DeLay has to drive traffic to his blog is blaming Reagan for the Iraq war. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Even if it was Reagan’s fault, the 109th Congress would gleefully name another half-dozen Post Offices after him. [Political Ticker]
* CNN holiday party had a kissing booth where Wolf Blitzer would say your name followed by, “Tonight, on the Make-Out Room.” [Fishbowl DC]
* Ted Nugent gets a little older and a little wiser today, still backs the “Nagasaki them” plan for Iraq. [Axis of Evel Knievel]

Bachmann said it was an amazing experience attending the White House reception Monday night.

“My husband and I felt like we were from ‘Green Acres,’ walking into the big city,” Bachmann said.

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Add another culprit to the GOP’s pile of the guilty. Along with fiscal conservatives, evangelical Christians, military people, libertarians and independents, the November 7 bloodbath is also the fault of “white rednecks.” MORE »