Tag: red states

Donald Trump Believes In Integrity Of American Elections Won By Donald Trump

Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
Bill, you silver-tongued devil, you...

Bill Clinton Clarifies He Never Had Hate-Sex With Obamacare

Thanks a lot, Bill!

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?

Nice Time! Gay Syrian Refugee Pretty Darn Happy To Be In Boise. Yes, The One In Idaho

You need to start your Fourth Of July weekend with a happy story. WELL HERE YOU GO.
The fiddle is made of votes.

Could Hillary Clinton Win Georgia? Sure, Why Not, LOL

The third in our ongoing series on all the 57 states Hillary will win in November!
Which of these men would YOU rather hug?

Your Senate Sunday: Anybody But Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford (R – The Worst)

How do you solve a problem like Jim Lankford?

Can Either Of These Total Newbies Beat Loathsome Utah Teabagger Mike Lee? Your Senate Sunday

You know what would be cool? Utah -- for godssakes UTAH -- nominating the nation's first transgender major party candidate for Senate.
Help! Help! I'm Not Being Oppressed

New Governor Turning Louisiana Into Socialist Hellhole, With Healthcare

Man, Louisiana's shiny new Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards is not wasting any time cleaning up the big mess left by the last governor, Bobby Don't-Hyphenate-Me-Bro Jindal (R-Irrelevant And Soon Forgotten). Pro-life Jindal did everything he could to ensure the citizens of his...
Rachel's happy about the big desk

Morning Maddow: Is Obama Allowed To Be Feeling This Sassy? Pretty Much.

For Wednesday's Rachel Maddow Show, Rachel was still using the great big desk from Tuesday's State of the Union coverage, and she was pretty darn happy about having an extra day with it. It's like an extra day of...
Now they've even destroyed the sanctity of divorce

Gay Supreme Court Jams Gay Gay Marriage Down Red States’ Gay Gay Gay Throats (With Gayness)

The Supreme Court is sick and tired of your whining, red states, and does not even want to hear you cry about gay marriage anymore. The justices already told you your dumb marriage bans are dumb, and what part...
pat says please stay chad

Kansas Dems Make Dirty Deal to Defeat Pat Roberts By Quitting

Kansas Democrats are calculating, power-hungry animals who will stop at nothing in their quest to deny a fourth term in the Senate to kindly old vagabond Pat Roberts. They'll make deals with anyone as long as it ends in Pat's defeat, and...

Sorry, Arkansans Making $1899 Per Year, You Are Too Rich For Medicaid

Here is a fun (!) morning math lesson for you, our brilliant and talented and math-capable readers! If Arkanasas currently provides Medicaid to those making 17 percent of the poverty level in the US, and the poverty line in...

Health Care Decision A Victory For Everyone, Except Millions Of Poor People Maybe

Good news, liberal-arts majors with Internet connections! Now even though you don't have a "real job" but are making a livable amount of money by cobbling together three blogging gigs and so don't have health insurance, starting in...

Here Is Glenn Beck’s Very Unique 2012 Electoral Map

Well, over on whatever website or smelly airwave Glenn Beck currently resides, Beck and his friends/unpaid interns have decided to make some predictions about the 2012 presidential election upon which the fate of the universe rides. Here is Glenn's...

Rick Perry’s States’ Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry

Reports about Rick Perry's secret libtard leanings are swirling in over the flood walls these days, almost as fast as those "Rick Perry is gay" rumors used to knock down our doors before "everyone" was apparently required to stop...