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Posts Tagged ‘red state’

Gays Strike Back At Mormons With Proposition ANTHRAX

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Just a week or so ago, California Mormons reproduced in reptilian-fashion, thereby increasing their population several times over. “Be fruitful and multiply,” Joe the Mormon God commanded from a modernist ranch house atop a hill in LA. “This is in preparation for Election Day, when ye shall amass at the polls and vote in favor of Proposition 8.” It worked! And now gays and San Franciscans, with their despicable San Francisco values, have started anthraxing Mormon temples. You see, they know no other way. MORE »


Remainders: Straighten Up and Fly Right

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

* Wanted: one really corny looking white dude to show up at parties and mock Rick Santorum, by acting just like him! Hilarious! [Philadelphia Weekly] MORE »


Shadegg Becoming the Christian Bale of GOP Netroots

Thursday, January 12th, 2006