Tag: red state

Erick Erickson Is Mad As Hell And Just Isn’t Going To Make Sense Any More

We started to write about Erick Erickson, Anger Bear Ken Doll, yesterday, because he'd recently written an incoherent yet completely rage-fueled thing about how you can TOO discriminate against the gays because it is in both Leviticus AND the...

Red State’s Erick Erickson Goes Gynecological On GOP And Obamacare

Erick son of Erick, with extra Erick on the side, we are just so mad at you. Once again you have failed us all, and not just for being the wrongest Erick ever to Erick. We are mad because...

Hey When Did That Jerk Start Working There? A Guide To 2013’s Least Important Media Hirings

Are you a huge sports fan? Of course not. You are reading Wonkette, which means that you spent gym class defending yourself from a cloud of dodgeballs being thrown in your direction with copies of Mad Magazine and A...

Conservative Pundits To Youths: Stop Being Such Trollops At CPAC

It is a true fact that there were a full dozen or two ladies at CPAC this year wearing sparkly cocktail dresses approximately ten million inches above the knee from nine in the morning 'til eleven at night, each...

RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak

Our nation's leading pundits can always be expected to act like the gentlemen-scholars they are, especially while riding public transportation. That's why CNN fringe-right psychopath Erick "RedState" Erickson has just been twittering important eyewitness accounts of bestselling conventional-wisdom hack...

ERICK ERICKSON TO WRITE GREATEST BOOK SINCE 'BIBLE': Thankee, CNN! "In Red State Uprising, Erickson lays out a plan for a conservative counter-revolution to restore America's constitutional government as the Founders envisioned. Using hard data and historical evidence, Erickson...

CNN’s New Star Just ‘Too Passionate’ When He Called Michelle Obama a ‘Marxist Harpy,’ Etc.

CNN's new anchorman, RedState turd Erick Erickson, is very sorry for calling David Souter a "goat-fucking child molester" because, uh, people are so offended by Erickson's dumb bullshit that they yelled at his wife! (The nerve!) So, what Erick...

Teabaggers Will Get 1 Million Facebook Twitter Signatures To Repeal NobamaKKKare, With Your Help!

Oh boy guess what? The Teabaggers figured out a magical way to REPEAL the not-yet-signed Health Care Reform Bill. But does it require getting up off your fat fucking lard ass and turning away from the 'puter for a...

CNN’s New Blog Planning Campaign of Terror Against America

Have you heard that CNN hired the blog Red State to be its new political commentator, to keep up with Glenn Beck or whatever? It is true. And the blog Red State is super-double crazy, which is fine and...

Barack Obama Might Still Think He Could Be Governor Of New Jersey

RedState's Moe Lane, an apparent male (?!), recorded a very flattering and pithy video message for President Obama, who, you'll recall, famously lost New Jersey's gubernatorial election last night. It's very important that Moe Lane videotaped himself smugly intoning...

Douchey No-Name Bush Speechwriter Writes Douchey Racist Thing On Twitter

Will someone throw some work at George W. Bush's gang of ex-speechwriters? Recall "Matt Latimer," an actual alien who wrote an essay for GQ magazine after stumbling across an encyclopedia of all known cliches that he found lodged under...

Gays Strike Back At Mormons With Proposition ANTHRAX

Just a week or so ago, California Mormons reproduced in reptilian-fashion, thereby increasing their population several times over. "Be fruitful and multiply," Joe the Mormon God commanded from a modernist ranch house atop a hill in LA. "This is...

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