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So Raw Story has this as their big scoop at the moment: MORE »

Well, we do have friends with in vast right-wing conspiracy, it turns out. But they’re still unwilling to give us dirt, alas — they’re so loyal, why can’t they be like our “unnamed” Democratic friends who so readily trash themselves in print? Our off-the-record sources insist that the Regnery statement on Domenech was totally on-the-level no-funny-stuff, and, speaking very politely on-the-record is Ben Domenech himself, who sends this along: MORE »

Because nobody loves you when yr down and out, the Ben Domenech backlash continues — his buddies have turned on him like hipsters on indie bands who appear on The O.C. (with the exception of RedState, which continues to kinda sorta defend him — it’s worth noting that the pseudo-mea culpa-cum-evasive defense posted by “Augustine” doesn’t really make mention of the NRO piece which was really the nail in the coffin, while his latter apology reads a bit unnervingly like a MySpace Suicide note). MORE »

Well, that Ben Domenech thing was a fun ride while it lasted, wasn’t it? Now, in the wake of his resignation, the boys over at Fishbowl want to know what the Post’s next move should be. MORE »

Update: Yeah, Ben Domenech resigned. Right as we were publishing this post, the sunuvabitch. MORE »

The final entry in “Complaints From People We Made Fun of Yesterday Day” is courtesy Ben “Wolverine” Domenech, propietor of SCANDALOUS conservative blog Red America. He directed us to a clarification he posted below the original Livejournal post concering his being a loser in college:

Couple things, Ben: MORE »

This is why Sergeant Wonkette blogs under a pseudonym. MORE »

We here at Wonkette would like to announce that in the interest of affirmative action balance, we have decided to hire a conservative contributor. The new member of the team, who will be blogging under the name Sergeant Wonkette, is a long-time commenter at Little Green Footballs, occasional leaflet photocopier, and former senior editor of The New Republic. His first contribution begins below:

Look, we won. That’s it. Go home, everyone else, because the game is over. Republicans OWN you, bitch. We run Congress, the courts, the White House, most of the state capitols, and the Washington Times. We got The West Wing canceled. We made Mark Warner look creepy as hell. Despite all this, you MSM types (that’s “main-stream media” for you MSM types) still don’t get us. Look, it’s simple: we like God,guns, kids, cars, and our country. We don’t like commies and terrorists. And we’re in the majority. MORE »