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Posts Tagged ‘recovery.gov’

FACT RECESSION

The Real Economy Is Booming In Fake Congressional Districts

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

What is the most wasteful kind of big government stimulus spending of all? It is all the money that Obama allocated for places that don’t actually exist, like Arizona’s 15th district. (Seriously: “Arizona”!!) In fact, Recovery.gov listed a bunch of statistics about jobs that were created and saved in places that aren’t even real. “We report what the recipients submit to us,” said Ed Pound, Communications Director for the [Recovery] Board. Ha… oh, dear! Might be one less “job saved” in this Ed Pound’s congressional district, assuming either of those exist. MORE »


TRUTH COMMISSIONS

Obama Nationalizes Recovery.com Website

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

America’s court jester, Joe Biden, brought the laughs again last week when he directed Americans to “Recovery.com” instead of the administration’s actual financial salvation website, Recovery.gov. Old people! They can never figure out the fucking Internet. MORE »