• Surprisingly, the Palestinians don’t have a very high opinion of Bush. [New York Times]
• Bill Richardson, we knew him well. [Washington Post]
• Giuliani doesn’t think voters should discount him just because he hasn’t been in the race for weeks. [New York Times]
• Dennis wants a recount. He knows something’s up. [AP]
• You might mistake this endorsement as a bunch of nostalgic has-beens grasping for relevance, but that would be incorrect, so we’re told.[Washington Times]
• Huck swears that he’sa fetus lover. [Politico]

Still haven’t bought your special someone a Christmas gift? Well let salesman Dennis Kucinich make you v. v. special offer: For only $219.95, Dennis Kucinich sell you “a Palm Beach County voting machine from the 2000 election ‘containing actual chads,’ with a ‘replica butterfly ballot’ and a letter signed by Kucinich proclaiming ‘the stolen presidential election of 2000,’” to quote Gannett News. Very good price, my friend. MORE »

We always knew Katherine Harris had some awesome cougar tits. But now Laura Dern is giving our voter fraud MILF a run for her money in this shot from the set of HBO’s Recount. So who has better breasts: Laura Dern or Katherine Harris? You decide. [Naked Politics]

Laura Dern is playing Katherine “Kitty” Harris in HBO’s upcoming film Recount, an adaptation of a lost Care Bears book in which Al Gore doesn’t become president. And on Monday, they were filming in Tallahassee — only backwards. MORE »

Even a simple ESPN Thanksgiving poll becomes a recount clusterfuck in Florida, where “the meal” and “friends and family” are tied for “best part of Thanksgiving.” MORE »

According to these numbers (updated at 3:44 p.m.), 100% of all precincts in all counties have reported, and Allen’s behind by 6,911 votes. MORE »