Tag: recall

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How Gross Were Dole’s Salad Products And When Did Dole Know About The Gross?

A Corporate Person with a legacy of overthrowing native governments to make it easier for their nice time plantations is still misbehavin'? Say it ain't so! Dole Food Company allegedly knew its salad tested positive for deliciousness listeria about a...
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Your Car Might Be Lying To The Government And Other Recall News From Corporate America

Nobody's perfect, not even even our biggest and brightest Corporate Persons. That's why the Big Guys keep healthy financial reserves, insurance policies, and often the ability to write off legal settlements for tax purposes. This is totally different from...

Washington Times Op-Ed: Investigating Scott Walker Based On Leads From Six Criminal Associates Is ‘Political Terrorism’

Judson Phillips is known to your Wonkette as a guy who once wrote that Barack Obama just might be a crack-smoking gay sexer, which was fun. Now he's got some words in the Washington Times (yeah but still) about...

Farewell Janice Daniels, Celebrated Homophobe Mayor and Facebook Poet

As we continue to mourn our Fallen Heroes, let us not forget Mayor Janice Daniels of Troy, Michigan! This beloved character danced onto the pages of our Wonkette storybook earlier this year, when she put on her Snuggie, logged...

Michigan’s Beloved Janice Daniels, America’s Craziest Mayor, Perhaps Does Not Have A Fine Grasp On Detail

Troy, Michigan's, beloved treasure of a mayor, Janice Daniels, famous throughout Wonkette nation for dressing like an Iranian man, would very much like it if the Oakland County Clerk didn’t count recall signatures that the Clerk’s office says it...

Good Luck On Recall Of Lady Mayor Calling Your Kids ‘Queer,’ Troy, Michigan!

Michigan’s most unintentionally comedic mayor since Kwame Kilpatrick was fellated while he was simultaneously texting and eating pork lips/entrails at “Benz Chili Bowl” is cold getting recalled. We speak of Janice Daniels, the most holy and exalted mayor of Troy,...

No One Has To Slap Orly Taitz In The Face As She Will Never Concede, Never Surrender

Poor Tom Barrett, trying to weasel his way out of getting slapped by asking for a hug instead. NO TOM BARRETT. The lady will not hug you! SHE MAD! (We would post the video here, but it is useless,...

Live Bloog 2: Wisconsin Recall Television Bloogaloo

"Hey" -- Barack Obama. Hello, it is almost time for your live-bloog of the tellyvision to begin, where we will sit and watch it for the next three hours or so and all tear our hair at the same time...

Your Monday Wisconsin Recall Round-Up: Bambi’s Mom Wants You To Vote Scott Walker

Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself "targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the nation's cheese factory, the late great state of Wisconsin. First up! Chuck Norris sees your...

Here Is Your Great Wisconsin Recall Debate Totally Timed For Maximum Exposure

Hi! Did you know there is a debate tonight between Scott Walker and that other dude, someone Barrett? (Hey, if the DNC doesn't know Tom Barrett's name, why should Your Wonkette?) It is so important it will be preempting...

Wisconsin Hero Injured Jumping In Front Of SUV Of ‘Crazy Liberal Nut’ Voting Against Scott Walker

Congratulations on your Wisconsin GOP primary victory in your recall vote, Scott Walker! And congratulations too on having devoted heroic supporters like Jeffrey Radle, who was hospitalized when he jumped in front of his bitch estranged wife's SUV to...

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Just Pretty Much Saying ‘Eat Me’ At This Point

There were so very many "Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just being a fucking dick for no good reason" stories all weekend, we kind of figured we would just hide out until it was done and then blame it on...

Recalled Wisconsin State Senator Sobs During DUI Case: I Was Railroaded By Union Thugs!

Some Wisconsin GOP state Senate dude got recalled for being a dick and also banging some lobbyist chick who wasn't his wife, and then later he got a DUI and got arrested and now he is on trial. But...

Most Popular Wisconsin Governor Ever Scott Walker Now Kvetching About Measly Salary

Poor Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Nobody loves him, everybody hates him, and he is stuck in government "service" instead of being off in the private sector making "real money." Also, "Not that this job is that important to me,"...

Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How's that "Wisconsin Is Open For Business"...

Wife of Adulterous WI Senator/Union Breaker Joins Recall Against Him

One of Scott Walker's top orcs in the union-busting thuggery, Republican Randy Hopper, was thrown out by his wife and is now shacked up in Madison with a 25-year-old right-wing lobbyist who (of course) formerly worked with Hopper as...