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A Corporate Person with a legacy of overthrowing native governments to make it easier for their nice time plantations is still misbehavin'? Say it...

Nobody's perfect, not even even our biggest and brightest Corporate Persons. That's why the Big Guys keep healthy financial reserves, insurance policies, and often...

Judson Phillips is known to your Wonkette as a guy who once wrote that Barack Obama just might be a crack-smoking gay sexer, which...

As we continue to mourn our Fallen Heroes, let us not forget Mayor Janice Daniels of Troy, Michigan! This beloved character danced onto the...

Troy, Michigan's, beloved treasure of a mayor, Janice Daniels, famous throughout Wonkette nation for dressing like an Iranian man, would very much like it...

Michigan’s most unintentionally comedic mayor since Kwame Kilpatrick was fellated while he was simultaneously texting and eating pork lips/entrails at “Benz Chili Bowl” is...

Poor Tom Barrett, trying to weasel his way out of getting slapped by asking for a hug instead. NO TOM BARRETT. The lady will...

"Hey" -- Barack Obama. Hello, it is almost time for your live-bloog of the tellyvision to begin, where we will sit and watch it for...

Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself "targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the...

Hi! Did you know there is a debate tonight between Scott Walker and that other dude, someone Barrett? (Hey, if the DNC doesn't know...

Congratulations on your Wisconsin GOP primary victory in your recall vote, Scott Walker! And congratulations too on having devoted heroic supporters like Jeffrey Radle,...

There were so very many "Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just being a fucking dick for no good reason" stories all weekend, we kind of...

Some Wisconsin GOP state Senate dude got recalled for being a dick and also banging some lobbyist chick who wasn't his wife, and then...

Poor Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Nobody loves him, everybody hates him, and he is stuck in government "service" instead of being off in the...

Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and...

One of Scott Walker's top orcs in the union-busting thuggery, Republican Randy Hopper, was thrown out by his wife and is now shacked up...

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