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A Children’s Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against ‘Baby’s Snatching’
Oh no, this whole Brian Doherty thing is just getting sad. Almost immediately after your afternoon editor took him down yesterday, Doherty went back on his blog and attempted a rejoinder. The crux of his new argument is that, one, “I had no intention of saying [Wonkette] should spend their time proving their objectivity by [...]
Reason Mag Hack Accuses Your Wonkette of Making Fun of Teabaggers
We reported on Friday that Teabaggers were trying to blame a Teabagger’s membership in a lame Teabagger “militia” group as the reason protective services took away his newborn child, and of course made fun of these people, because this is a humor website. That’s right: This blog MADE FUN OF TEABAGGERS for being dumb, something [...]
Remembering America’s Glenn Beck Slob Picnic, With Historical Video
Did you love GlennBeckPalooza so much that you wish it would just happen forever, sort of like a picnic but the people never go home, because they actually live in the bushes? Well then, you will love these videos we have for you! This first one is from Reason TV, the libertarian pornography network, and [...]
Is The ‘Real’ Rod Blagojevich This Libertarian Pamphlet Editor?
We have been looking far and wide for the ultimate Blago doppelganger and here he is: the famous local zombie editor of Reason, Nick Gillespie. Or is Gillespie just too cool? [Jerry Brito via The Corner]
We Went To A Robert Gibbs Party, And Then A Reason Party!
Your Wonkette despises leaving the house, ever, except for such things as food, but even that can frequently come in the form of home delivery these days, what with the Internet and all. But it is Holiday season, alas, and we feel obligated to cover DC’s many terrible holiday parties! Last night, your Wonkette, along [...]
Did You Know McCain Hangs Out With Fags?
John McCain works every day with the only things he loves: domestic terrorists, Idaho bathroom goblins, KKK racists, child fuckers, international terrorists, oil companies, abortions, Mexicans, Saddam Hussein, etc. Quickly email this to everyone, using an AOL or Hotmail account, and add some ALL CAPS. [Reason]
Wonkette TeeVee Episode #1 Live From St. Paul!
Oh well, what the hell, here you go, interviews with Alaskan reporter Bill Scannell, Reason editor Matt Welch, BlogAds boss Henry Copeland, and your Wonkette editors. It is all dark, as is life, the end.
Sorry We Showed Up So Late To Reason’s Party!
We sent our Liz Glover and Jim Newell to the Reason happy hour/cocktail party that the Reason staff has every month to celebrate putting out their monthly issue. And then we waited for the funny report, and the fun video, but it never showed up, so we will just run this transcript that seems to [...]
Tom Harkin Was Right About Child Slavery & Drugs!
Happy Birthday, Doctor President!
Wonkette Party Crash: Radicals for Capitalism Book Party
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Tom Tancredo African-Chopper Will Not Be Attending Law School This Fall
by Jim Newell
Marcus “Black-Chop” Epstein (someone come up with a better nickname!), seen here with drunk popinjay Christopher Hitchens at one of Reason magazine’s monthly medieval blood orgies, will not enroll at UVA law school this fall, according to the university’s Dean of Admissions in reply to queries from TPM and, more reliably, a Wonkette commenter. And [...]