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We sympathize with our readers who are fearing their mental levees may give way under the category five headspin today’s Red Cross story is causing. Let’s see if we have all of this right. MORE »

In an interview, Mike Brown explained his inability to cope with the Katrina disaster to the Times as being a result of the storm. Apparently, no one could have predicted, well, anything. “Until you have been there,” he said, “you don’t realize it is the middle of a hurricane.” Also, until he pulled it out, he didn’t realize his thumb was up his ass. MORE »