Tag: reality teevee

Shooty Screamy Former Police Chief Returns For Unspecified Mayhem And Hell-Unleashing

Sweet Shiva the Destroyer have we missed you, former police chief Mark Kessler of Gilberton, Pennsylvania. Whatchya been up to? Anger management classes? Crocheting some lovely booties for all the kids? Sipping herbal tea from a sunflower-decorated mug while...

Scott Walker Recall Webcam Wisconsin’s Favorite New TV Show

Wisconsin's latest craze in televised bloodsport (hey, just in time to fill the void left by the Packers' playoff loss!) is a hawt new web show with just a single overhead camera starring the dozen or so people that...

Nobody Wants To Buy Sarah Palin’s Dumb New Reality Teevee Show

Uh-oh, guys, no one wants to pay money to yapping imbecile Sarah Palin for her job of "doing nothing" anymore! RLY SAD BUT TRUE: her insipid, publicly-funded reality teevee show about naked grizzly bear hunting in Alaska or whatever...

Crappy Retail Chain Lowe’s Sorry If Anyone Is Upset They Hate Muslims

Recently a group of American Jesus fans in, yes, Florida became upset during the course of their hundred-plus hours of television viewing each week when they discovered some new reality teevee show with the controversial premise "American Muslims are...

Sarah Palin Planning New TeeVee Show About Sarah Palin

Snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin rolled into Los Angeles on Wednesday to perform as "Jack Hanna's anger bear" on the Jay Leno program and to scoop up some more piles of fancy clothes and cosmetics that somebody else paid for,...

Levi vs. Sarah, TeeVee’s Longest Running Snowbilly Reality Show

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling in a vat of Taco Bell X-treme ketchup or whatever. Hooray! Now, lest you believe...