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  this guy

America’s Dad, Joe Walsh, Has Some Fatherly Advice For Barack Obama

Ahh, so now we know how Joe Walsh breaks the news to junior that’s he’s going to have to procure his own bread, perhaps from the trash can, because daddy’s vacation ran a little over-budget. And Joe Walsh, being Joe Walsh, would display his masterful paternalistic skill set in a way that involved referring to the President of the United States as “son.” Rep. Joe Walsh, who is several months younger than Barack Obama, wants to pat him on the head and call him son and tell him to get a job working for someone. The liberals (****SIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHH*****) will take issue with this, since they don’t appreciate the truth. Read more on America’s Dad, Joe Walsh, Has Some Fatherly Advice For Barack Obama…
  the day everything changed

‘Real World DC’ Will Be On TeeVee Tonight!

Famous ’90s sitcom, The Real World, makes its TeeVee debut tonight! A bunch of prudes, gays, alcoholics and racists all lived under one roof right here in Washington DC, and it was amazing. They did things like eat and drink at chain restaurants, consume large amounts of illegal drugs (probably), and when not in their Love Sacks helped heal the world. Hopefully they beat each other a lot too, because that’s just fun! Did you see them? Maybe you met their camera crew? Maybe YOU got filmed and will be on the TeeVee on this fantastic MTV show! Where to catch the first episode: Read more on ‘Real World DC’ Will Be On TeeVee Tonight!…
  so it's too late to bomb dc?

SOUNDS LIKE A WONKETTE STAFF MEETING: “The fierce Latina who grew up in a trailer park, the annoying little brother who will hook up with anyone, the inner-city orphan with enough machismo to own this city, the country girl who lived in a barn, the high school sweetheart who discovered he was bisexual, the rebel from a Christian cult and the wannabe rocker ….” But, ha ha, we don’t even have staff meetings. Meet the idiots from MTV’s Real World in DC. [Examiner] Read more on …
  metro section

America Neglects the National Mall, Loses Custody

President Obama basically alienated every law enforcement official in the country when he called that Cambridge cop an ignoramus during his health care phone-a-thon on Wednesday. And now the DC chapter of the National Fraternal Order of Police has publicly chastised the President! Read more on America Neglects the National Mall, Loses Custody… Read more on America Neglects the National Mall, Loses Custody…
  101 things to do with a lettuce leaf

PETA Sponsored Happiness And Other Ways to Indulge This Weekend

Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon. [Veggie Dogs] Read more on PETA Sponsored Happiness And Other Ways to Indulge This Weekend… Read more on PETA Sponsored Happiness And Other Ways to Indulge This Weekend…
  metro section

Marion Barry Dresses Up Like a Lady, Commits Heist of the Millenium!

DC is the capital of many things, not just Virginia. For instance, it’s a major destination for senseless violence, and it’s also a “must-visit” for any tourist looking to snag a little “Capitol Hill Dome,” in exchange for a crack pebble. Yes, this is a miserable place. But sometimes — not often, but now and then — something magical happens. Like when three transvestites mug a woman, and then use her credit card to buy panties at Victoria’s Secret. Oh wait, this happened in Fredericksburg. Never mind. [Washington Examiner] Read more on Marion Barry Dresses Up Like a Lady, Commits Heist of the Millenium!…
  omfg for realz?

OMG PEOPLE ARE TWATTING ABOUT REAL WORLD DC TWATS! First, MTV built “love sacks,” and we did nothing. Now, the actual cast of this program, well they are walking around DC! People are doing the Twitter about this! We may have to send Intern Riley over there to hand out some poop-tarts. [Washington City Paper] Read more on …
  no they're called truck nutz

‘Real World DC’ Architectural Mouth-Rape Fortress Also Includes ‘Love Sacks’

Whoa, the news scoops keep coming from City Paper about the horrific plans for the Real World gloom factory on 20th St. NW: The contractors have been instructed to install frightening “Love Sacks” — five of them, in a testicle-shaped “bay window,” so that neighbors and passers-by will have to watch the eight (?) cast members in constant acts of sodomy whilst perched upon said Love Sacks. Read more on ‘Real World DC’ Architectural Mouth-Rape Fortress Also Includes ‘Love Sacks’…
  temple of doom

‘Real World DC’ Cult-Sex Weeping Chamber Blueprints Revealed

What kind of DC buildings generally require a large room called a “confessional,” hmmm? Maybe churches? But nobody builds churches anymore. Maybe Michael Steele’s dream plans for the new GOP headquarters, where the Republicans can boozily admit to their various crimes of racism and pedophilia? NO EVEN BETTER, this is a scoop from the Washington City Paper: Actual blueprints for the Real World DC “weeping chamber,” where the young and talentless stars of this year’s edition of some old MTV comedy will be forced to admit to terrible, terrible things. Read more on ‘Real World DC’ Cult-Sex Weeping Chamber Blueprints Revealed…
  noodleheads

Noodles Without Fuss

All the food buzz these days seems to about where the Obamas are eating, or the restaurants to avoid because they’re infested with interns, or where those kids from the Real World are going to eat their first meal in the big city. Read more on Noodles Without Fuss…
  because of all the maintenance workers!

This Could Be MTV’s ‘Real World’ House, In Washington

MTV’s hit ’90s sitcom The Real World is supposedly filming in D.C. at one point or another, and Wonkette operative ‘jake the catfish’ thinks this will be their secret special fucking house: “2000 S Street is the real world house. heres the pic. furious pace of work. meters blocked off. hipsters smoking cigs in front. dude in the doorway wouldnt say shit to me when i casually asked what was going on. White vans all over. i work across the street. telecom equipment on the roof. peeked in – theyre hanging a chandelier in the entry way by the stairwell. Thaiphoon is in serious luck. so is the secret safeway. not in luck – those of us who work across the street who hate d-bags.” This sure is some Hot Gossip! Read more on This Could Be MTV’s ‘Real World’ House, In Washington…
  kill them

Terrible ‘Real World’ Show Likely Headed To DC

We have a bad feeling about this: TeeVee atrocity The Real World, which basically invented “reality television” about 15 years ago, in San Francisco, when this fucking bike messenger with tattoos on his legs would show up to what had been fun bars, and then people would say, “Oh that is the bike messenger from teevee’s The Real World,” is probably coming to Washington with its would-be famous young people with no talent. You will see these people in the bars and cheaper restaurants, and you will know them by the MTV production van and fat camera guys following the kids everywhere, and sticking those very bright hideous annoying lights in your face, when you are trying to have a fucking drink somewhere. Read more on Terrible ‘Real World’ Show Likely Headed To DC…
 

Metro Section: Today’s Show Is Brought To You By The Number 187

* Paging: N.W.A. [Velvet In Dupont] * As authentic as a Fuddruckers with Chinese characters on the sign — or, you know, a fortune cookie in English, with lottery numbers. [DC Pedicab via Gallery Place Living] Read more on Metro Section: Today’s Show Is Brought To You By The Number 187…
 

Remainders: We Can’t Wait!

* Does this mean that Kevin Kline can see the future? [The Rake] * Just wait until he asks Cynthia McKinney, “Could you get the phone?” [Queerty] * We always kinda thought that maybe it was just a bot in a nice Scotty suit this whole time. [McSweeneys] Read more on Remainders: We Can’t Wait!…
 

Gossip Roundup: Massaging Michael Brown’s Scalp

• Names & Faces: Michael Brown hid behind a newspaper as he slipped into the NuYu salon and spa yesterday for a scalp massage and haircut. [WP] • Under the Dome: Lawmakers beat lobbyists in two basketball games. . . Two “Real World” roommates headline Gulf Coast fundraiser; Senators Wayne Allard and Ted Stevens will attend. [The Hill] • Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Condoleeza Rice to O’Reilly: “I’ve been black all my life. Nobody needs to tell me how to be black.” [NYDN] • Page Six: Lewinsky says goodbye to New York, hello to London: “Maybe I will meet my husband there Read more on Gossip Roundup: Massaging Michael Brown’s Scalp…