Tag: real world

America’s Dad, Joe Walsh, Has Some Fatherly Advice For Barack Obama

Ahh, so now we know how Joe Walsh breaks the news to junior that's he's going to have to procure his own bread, perhaps from the trash can, because daddy's vacation ran a little over-budget. And Joe Walsh, being...

‘Real World DC’ Will Be On TeeVee Tonight!

Famous '90s sitcom, The Real World, makes its TeeVee debut tonight! A bunch of prudes, gays, alcoholics and racists all lived under one roof right here in Washington DC, and it was amazing. They did things like eat and...

SOUNDS LIKE A WONKETTE STAFF MEETING: "The fierce Latina who grew up in a trailer park, the annoying little brother who will hook up with anyone, the inner-city orphan with enough machismo to own this city, the country girl...

America Neglects the National Mall, Loses Custody

President Obama basically alienated every law enforcement official in the country when he called that Cambridge cop an ignoramus during his health care phone-a-thon on Wednesday. And now the DC chapter of the National Fraternal Order of Police has...

PETA Sponsored Happiness And Other Ways to Indulge This Weekend

Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the...

Marion Barry Dresses Up Like a Lady, Commits Heist of the Millenium!

DC is the capital of many things, not just Virginia. For instance, it's a major destination for senseless violence, and it's also a "must-visit" for any tourist looking to snag a little "Capitol Hill Dome," in exchange for a...

OMG PEOPLE ARE TWATTING ABOUT REAL WORLD DC TWATS! First, MTV built "love sacks," and we did nothing. Now, the actual cast of this program, well they are walking around DC! People are doing the Twitter about this! We...

‘Real World DC’ Architectural Mouth-Rape Fortress Also Includes ‘Love Sacks’

Whoa, the news scoops keep coming from City Paper about the horrific plans for the Real World gloom factory on 20th St. NW: The contractors have been instructed to install frightening "Love Sacks" -- five of them, in a...

‘Real World DC’ Cult-Sex Weeping Chamber Blueprints Revealed

What kind of DC buildings generally require a large room called a "confessional," hmmm? Maybe churches? But nobody builds churches anymore. Maybe Michael Steele's dream plans for the new GOP headquarters, where the Republicans can boozily admit to their...

Noodles Without Fuss

All the food buzz these days seems to about where the Obamas are eating, or the restaurants to avoid because they’re infested with interns, or where those kids from the Real World are going to eat their first meal...

This Could Be MTV’s ‘Real World’ House, In Washington

MTV's hit '90s sitcom The Real World is supposedly filming in D.C. at one point or another, and Wonkette operative 'jake the catfish' thinks this will be their secret special fucking house: "2000 S Street is the real world...

Terrible ‘Real World’ Show Likely Headed To DC

We have a bad feeling about this: TeeVee atrocity The Real World, which basically invented "reality television" about 15 years ago, in San Francisco, when this fucking bike messenger with tattoos on his legs would show up to what...

Remainders: We Can’t Wait!