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Posts Tagged ‘real americans’

WUSSES

Tea Partiers Reconsider Burning Effigies Of House Speaker And Moderate Congressman

Monday, November 16th, 2009

The organizers of the upcoming Danville TEAParty in Virginia were surprised that their plan to burn life-size effigies of both the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and a moderate freshman congressman, Democrat Tom Perriello, in a massive bonfire, replete (presumably) with half-and-half cocktails of Everclear and lighter fluid, drew some attention in the Liberal Media. They are now reconsidering their protest options. MORE »


REAL AMERICANS

Devastating Loss For Birthers Is Secretly A Major Win For Birthers

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Looks like the federal court system and the Associated Press and really everyone else is an O-bot! “WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court’s time and suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer.” America will suffer, today. [AP]


REAL AMERICANS

Ha Ha, Best ‘Liberal’ Blog Somehow Between Wonkette And PUMA Site

Monday, January 5th, 2009

So we checked out our “competitor,” the Confluence blog, and, as many of you have already discovered… it’s a PUMA site! They have a post called, “An Interview with Harriet Christian, NY Senate Seat Contender.” Oh man. Welcome to our radar, Confluence! [The Confluence]