Real America

Because our country generally conflates “individual rights” with “subsidizing and enabling an industry that facilitates mass murder,” we have become accustomed in the last 30 years to an increasingly brazen level of putrid ideas coming from the cheery band of psychopaths in the NRA. One example can be seen in the sanctification of the the [...]

Forget the brown menace slithering out of Mexico under border fences and over the dead bodies of hardworking American fat people. There’s a new Satan in town, and this wolf eschews the clothing of sheep in favor of the sexxxay apparel preferred by 17th-century Swiss Anabaptists. Yes, the descendants of Jakob Ammann are coming to [...]

Barack Obama showed up at the local community center in Quincy, Illinois the other day to hand out free money to illegal immigrants, so the local Tea Party piled in their minivans and drove over there to protest. But Sultan Hussein did not want these patriots exercising their rights, so he called out his royal [...]


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