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Posts Tagged ‘reading’

CHILLING STATISTICS

Should Barack Obama Criminalize Books??

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

WRAPPED UP IN BOOKS

Susan Sontag, David Ignatius, And Brooklyn, Right Here In DC

Monday, May 18th, 2009

It is like college here in DC this week: there is an opportunity for free food that can be capitalized upon by pretending to be interested in the publication of something—plus a bonus Susan Sontag salon. Plus, that quintessential collegiate particular: fictitious tales about Brooklyn! MORE »


FALLEN LEADERS

George Bush Already Forgotten In Texas Schools

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Good times.George W. Bush, remember that guy? Liked to dance with foreign leaders and start wars a lot? He’s so much more likable now that he’s not running the country! For example, back in the day if he’d had the temerity to visit a local elementary school we would probably have said something snide like, “Oh great you remember what happened the last time he read a book to childrens,” but now we can just write about how darling it all was. MORE »


WRAPPED UP IN BOOKS

Nature vs. Nurture Debate: Solved! Convenient Baby Boomer Triumphalism! All This And More, In Books!

Monday, February 16th, 2009

What’s happenin’ everyone? Besides America’s anniversary with its first wife, George Washington, we mean. Books, books are what’s happening. Lots of books about the military and its history, if that is your “thing.” Also some meta-novel about moving to Europe, and another new book that proves, with Science, that Obama is nothing more than an Hawaiian Hugo Chavez. Plus, poetry! MORE »


THURSDAYS ARE FOR MAGAZINES

Getting The New Republic Over With

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

It was only a matter of time before the The New Republic stopped being an inevitability in this little feature. Well, the time has come—just one week in! Let’s take a look what worthwhile things are afoot in these storied pages this week, for our new feature, Thursdays Are For Magazines. MORE »


THURSDAYS ARE FOR MAGAZINES

Like Every Person In America Did This January, ‘Stop Smiling’ Visits DC

Friday, January 30th, 2009

No we will not!Hey welcome to this thing that’s going to start happening on Thursdays! It’s a special Friday edition of “Thursdays Are For Magazines,” in which Wonkette will be reading a different political or DC magazine each week and reviewing its contents, in fun capsule-list form. MORE »


THAT'S SEXIST

Katie Couric Mocks Sarah Palin For Being Illiterate

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Here’s “gotcha journalist” Katie Couric getting quizzed by TMZ about her reading habits. She says the same exact thing that Sarah Palin said (”all of them, any of them”), except she says it to be funny. HOW DISRESPECTFUL. Katie also says she reads The Economist for the articles, and for the monthly compendium of slightly ribald jokes about oversexed blondes which she likes to tell at cocktail parties while John McCain is off raping gorillas. [TMZ via Ben Smith]


WHITE HOUSE

Jenna And Laura Bush Entice Youngsters Into Babylonian Fertility Ritual

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

The little boy is sad because he is about to be dismembered aliveAt yesterday’s White House Easter frolic, one very important event went virtually unremarked. Two of the Bush gals read incantations from the ancient Book of Sen-Dak to lull an unsupecting group of smooth-fleshed little ‘uns into a coma. The children were quickly clubbed over the head and hauled back to Cheney’s lair for an “egg hunt.” Terrible photos after the jump. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

New OMB Head Caught Mid-Book!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

robportmanreading.jpgSeriously, this is like the best dirt available on Rob Portman. MORE »