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Posts Tagged ‘re-election’

Help Dennis Kucinich Remain President Of Cleveland!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

This is a man who wants for nothingDemocrat Dennis Kucinich recently abandoned his bid for the presidency in order to spend more time in hot threesomes with his nine-foot-tall English wife and a rotating coterie of Hollywood starlets. Understandably, the voters in his Cleveland congressional district are pissed. But will their jealous rage be enough to propel him out of office? MORE »