*POLL… HILLARY… SLIDING… BLAH:* A new Rasmussen poll shows Barack Obama making HUGE inroads among Ohio’s firewall voters, and Hillary Clinton is going to lose forever, because this poll is simply too important. Hillary leads Barack 48% to 43% — but just last week, she was up 48% to 40%! Why hasn’t Hillary pulled out of the race yet? It’s always about her, her her her, and those polls she continues to lead. [Rasmussen Reports]

After issuing such thoroughly racist slurs as “fairy tale” and “Lyndon Johnson passed a civil rights bill,” the Clintons are now trailing Barry Obama by 50 points — 66% to 16% — among black voters, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey. The Clintons still lead among crackers, 41% to 27%, which must mean she is 14% more racist than Obama, or some such. Silly Clintons! Don’t they know that it was Senator President Martin Luther King Jr. who pushed that civil rights legislation through Congress? [Rasmussen Reports]

At Christmas dinner yesterday, several of my family members broke the unwritten “no talking about politics” rule by saying that Mitt Romney is dead. Coincidentally this was the exact same time that I realized Mitt Romney would probably win the GOP nomination — Huckabee and McCain will run out of money before Super Tuesday, 9/11 is growing more irrelevant by the day, Fred Thompson will go AWOL shortly to live among the tadpoles. MORE »

A new Rasmussen Reports poll tracking likely Republican primary votes nationwide shows teh Huckbeez leading Giuliani by three percentage points, 20% to 17%. That’s a seven-point decline for Giuliani and an eight-point increase for Huck in the last week. This is not right! Expect a “Howard Dean moment” for Huckabee once the GOP elders decide to sabotage him for good. [Rasmussen Reports]

According to a Rasmussen Reports poll released before the debate yesterday, the surging Mike Huckabee has taken the lead in Iowa over Mitt Romney, 28% to 25%, with 9iu11iani in third with 11%. Although it’s only one poll, and there’s a margin of error, Mitt Romney’s entire presidential campaign is fucked now. MORE »

A Rasmussen Reports poll released Wednesday has poor Hillary Clinton only 10 percentage points ahead of Barry Hussein, a significant decrease from her 16-point lead in the same poll last month. The figures are: Clinton at 34%, Obama at 24%, Edwards at 15%, BILL EM-EFFING RICHARDSON at 8%, and then some other crackers. [Rasmussen Reports]