Tag: rasmussen

This election is going better than 2008, we think.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Sarah Palin’s Alaska

Hillary is playing in LOTS of red states right now. LOL!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
Love, America

Polls Show Most Americans Think Kim Davis Sucks

Why polls gotta hate on Kim Davis's religious freedom to believe gays are real gross, and that she should get a hall pass from giving them marriage licenses (part of HER JOB) based on that "religious belief"? Obviously these...

World’s Greatest Operative Dick Morris Says Magical Poll Numbers Show Mitt Not Losing

This is interesting! Dick Morris, professional toe-sucker, says His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney should not sweat the poll numbers showing him down 10 or a thousand nationally, forever, because he has seen the real poll numbers, done...

Poll Shows Nation Teetering On Brink Of Socialism

Huzzah, Wonktards! We have won over some significant percentage of our fellow citizens to the side of the hedonist left, where stoners get paid welfare checks to wank it over Thomas Pynchon books all day. A new Rassmussen survey...

So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

After 2004, two groups were blamed for making John Kerry's loss extra sad for the liberals: those secret retards from off-the-grid caves that Karl Rove forced to vote at the last minute, and pollsters. All of the pollsters failed...

BEST POLL EVER: "Congress was front and center in the national news last week and the American people were far from impressed. If they could vote to keep or replace the entire Congress, 59% of voters would like to...

Tracking Poll Reveals John McCain Is President Of Monday

Oh hey look it's another tracking poll! The latest Rasmussen dealy shows that John McCain is tied with Barack Obama at 44%, but if you include "leaners," the geezer beats the pants off the charismatic upstart with a whopping...

Hillary Clinton Will Never Stop Running For Public Office

Hillary Clinton will never give up and never stop fighting for you, which is why she's trying to roll her 2008 presidential election fund into her 2012 Senate re-election fund! She's sending out letters to supporters who maxed out...

DISRESPECT TOWARD OUR LEADERS: A new Rasmussen poll: "This month, just 9% say Congress is doing a good or excellent job." Here's a poll question Rasmussen should consider for the future: Can you name a single issue Congress is...