Tag: Rape

Rape Trial Lawyer Says Women Are Liars Because They’re The Weaker Sex. Jury … Agrees?!

On Thursday night, Steve Farese, an attorney in Memphis, Tennessee, laid out his closing arguments in defense of accused rapist and prominent local businessman Mark Giannini. Rather than arguing the facts of the case, he argued what he believed...

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does

Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.

Good Thing This Boy Wasn’t Racist

A young man who raped a black, mentally disabled teammate with a coat hanger will not receive jail time, because none of the following was a hate crime: As previously reported by The Root, the suit claims Howard...

Ben Carson Pretty Sure Y’all Just Haven’t Heard Enough Of Donald Trump’s Rapey Sexxx Talk

You've never heard people like Trump brag about sexual assault? 'Maybe that's the problem,' says Dr. Ben Carson.

Preacher Who Claims Women In Yoga Pants ‘Deserve Rape’ Arrested For Kicking One

'Brother Dean' Saxton has been arrested for kicking a woman in the chest, for Jesus.

Godly, Jesusy Ohio Ex-Mayor Was Pretty Sure The 4-Year-Old He Was Raping Was Into It

He described her as a "willing participant."
This child can't stand Maureen Dowd either

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God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.

Brock Turner’s Judge Needs Moneys, So He Can Set Some More Rapists Free

As you may have heard, Stanford Rapist Brock Turner gets out today after only having served half of his very, very, very light sentence. Only three months in jail for raping a woman in an alley! Lots of people feel...