Tag: rants

Maryland U.S. Senate Debate Enlivened By Party-Crashing Green Candidate Doctor Woman (No A Different One)

Why didn't Jill Stein just rush the stage like this? Oh, yeah, Secret Service.

Hillary Clinton’s ‘Vagenda Of Manocide’ Coming To Manocide You With A Vagenda

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.
Not one of Dok's shoops. You can tell because it's competent.

WND ‘Writer’ Erik Rush Goes Full Lizard People On Hillary Clinton

WND columnist Erik Rush got into Hunter S. Thompson's shaving kit, drank the first thing he found, and wrote a dumb thing about Hillary Clinton.

Bill O’Reilly Is Very Peeved That People Found His Racist Rant Racist

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com So, Mr. O'Reilly here is really cheesed at You People for calling him a racist. All he did was point out that Barack Obama was reelected by a bunch of poor nonwhite people who...

Fox News Anchor Tells Of Living Among ‘Radical Vegetarians’ In Park Slope, Brooklyn

Cuddly southern man, Fox News employee and likely Tea Party embed Todd Starnes recently decided to move to -- of all places -- Park Slope, Brooklyn! His employer has this amusing online feature called "City Rant!," in which members...

House GOP Earning Salary Today Worrying About Strip Clubs

Oh how thoughtful, House Republicans are bringing to the floor today a bill to close some kind of sexy-sounding "strip-club loophole" in what, campaign spending disclosure rules or something? No? NO. Oh right, it's a bill meant to stop...

Huge Scandal Keeping Mitch Daniels Out of the 2012 Race: He’s a Good Dad

Fiscal conservatives love Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels because he loves fiscal conservatism. He loves it so much he declared a "truce" in the culture wars in Indiana so he could focus on it. This upset people, and he eventually...

Watch This YouTube Video Before Jihadi Psychopaths Murder You

Andrew Klavan is a crime novel writer and contributing filmmaker on Pajamas Media's PJTV Internet teevee station, which, when we just clicked onto it in order to gift you with its URL, offered this top story: "The Star Hustler:...

Meghan McCain Hellish Twitter Rant UNCENSORED

Whoa hey it's Meghan McCain goin' nuts on Twitter! It seems that a "co-worker" of hers at Tina Brown's Death Lion has been talking SHIT about her and how she's never had a job before, something your Wonkette had...

Are There Really People Who Watch CNBC All Day?

Here's one of the more unlikable people we've heard of for the first time today, CNBC's Rick Santelli, at some trading floor in Chicago, going *apeshit* over Barack Obama's $75 billion mortgage plan to keep "the losers" in their...

Congressman To CEOs: Die

Here's Massachusetts Congressman Michael Capuano yelling at today's Capitol Hill hearing with eight big bank CEOs, who demanded that Congress give them a second set of keys to the U.S. Mint (just to make it more convenient during the...

Roger Ebert Writes Insane Political Things On His Blog!

At some point in recent Internet history, the Chicago Sun-Times gave its famous film critic Roger Ebert a film blog, to write about film. Well fuck film! Now he just writes hilarious geopolitical rants next to pictures of triangles...

Richard Cohen Simply Does Not Care For Those BlackBerry Machines

It's been a while since we've checked in on the musings of Washington Post in-house coot Richard Cohen, who's hated every single development in American culture since 1958. Earlier this year he spent a whole column ranting about the...

Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan

Remember how Bob Dole used to be a pleasant old former politician who spent his retirement hawking little blue pills on the teevee? Well now he is very upset with Scott McClellan and let him know via the emails,...