Tag: rand paul
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.
John McCain needed some surgery, but he should be up and scowling again real soon.
The Senate Obamacare repeal isn't only cruel -- it's also a mess of Voodoo Economics! Gotta love the Balanced Budget party.
One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.
Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.