Tag: rand paul
Thanks a hell of a lot, Rand Paul.
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?
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Remember kids, violence is bad, even if the person you're mad at is known fake eye doctor Senator Rand Paul.
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.
Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.
It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!