Tag: rand paul

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Is Sick Of All These Slow News Weeks ZZZZZZZZZZ

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

What The Hell, Rand Paul’s Neighbor????

Remember kids, violence is bad, even if the person you're mad at is known fake eye doctor Senator Rand Paul.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Donald Trump Accidentally Does Right Thing, INPEACH!

Donald Trump inadvertently saves 401(k)s. Is still a garbage human.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Why Don’t These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?

Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

Jimmy Kimmel Don’t Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017

It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.

Oh, Did Something Happen With Trump-Russia Last Night? Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept., 19, 2017

Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!