Tag: rand paul
Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Was Paul Ryan's love for Donald Trump NEVER TRUE? Oh how surprising!
The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?
Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!
Seriously, what even the fuck.
Republicans have a top secret plan for Trumpcare, Bernie Sanders does some Wrath of God, and Trump's still getting sued! Your morning news brief!