Tag: rand paul
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.
John McCain needed some surgery, but he should be up and scowling again real soon.
The Senate Obamacare repeal isn't only cruel -- it's also a mess of Voodoo Economics! Gotta love the Balanced Budget party.
One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.
Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.
Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!