Barack Hussein Obama is the greatest president in the history of ever, and those who do not show him adequate fealty are instantly thrown into the Den of Despair (i.e., Joe Biden’s hamper full of dirty boxer briefs.) Let us journey now into Wonkette’s very own “Week in Review”-esque weekly review of our Dear Leader’s [...]
Fancy yuppie grocery store Whole Foods is known mostly for being a good place to spend eight dollars on a tomato that was planted in the ground without chemicals, sung to, and watered with organic unicorn juice on a farm with “ethical” work conditions or whatever. Whole Foods is also apparently run by people who [...]
Barack Obama is taking a break from his favorite non-golf game (enraging liberal bloggers) by returning to his actual mission in life, which is shitting on the holy infant Jesus Christ. That’s right, Obama’s Afghanistan War Pornography was deliberately timed to CANCEL the annual repeat of the Snoopy cartoon, A Charlie Brown Xmas. But, eh, [...]
