ralph nader
Happy 40th Birthday To Justice Lewis F. Powell’s War On the American Left
Weeks before his nomination to the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon, corporate tobacco lawyer and right-wing business extremist Lewis F. Powell took a break from golf and his boardroom duties at 11 of America’s biggest corporations to write a manifesto against the then-vibrant American left. His detailed plan, delivered in the form of a memo [...]
One Word For Ralph Nader: Jackass
Who is the most temperamental, childish, stunt-driven candidate in the 2008 election? If you answered WALNUTS!, you’re close, but you are still wrong. The answer is Ralph Nader, who, coincidentally, also has the worst hummus recipe of any candidate for high public office. Today Nader held a press conference and refused to supply more than [...]
Ralph Nader’s Hummus Sucks, Too
Wonkette operative John Scholle reports: “FYI I paid $3 for Ralph Nader’s hummus recipe thinking it would make an interesting dish to bring to the election party I’m attending. It is WAY garlicky. It called for four cloves and I put in four cloves but the garlic is so strong it burns. Ralph can’t even [...]
…Or You Could Just Not Give Ralph Nader Money
Ralph Nader spent 1000 man-hours coming up with this fundraising plea: “I’ve had a lot of hummus. Hummus is nutritious. And delicious. It makes you stronger and healthier. So, Bloomberg’s report on the Lebanese claim to hummus got me to thinking about an idea that would help us raise funds to push our substantive agenda [...]
Nader Campaign Explains How They Will Not Hand Election To Republicans This Time
Perhaps the only organization more press release-happy than MoveOn.org is the Nader-Gonzalez campaign, and for that reason alone they should be dumped in a pit of half-rotten venomous snakes with Joe Lieberman and set on fire, slowly. But also! They have a new press release with statistics that show, somehow, that Ralph Nader will maybe [...]
And Here’s Some Great News From The Nader Campaign!
Oh how fantastic, exactly what we wanted to hear, Ralph Nader weaseled his way onto the Florida ballot! WE ARE SO HAPPY FOR RALPH NADER, WHO HAS JUST MADE THE FLORIDA BALLOT. The heroic party that picked him up is the Ecology Party, which must be like the secret “art film wing” of the much [...]
Ralph Nader Talks Sadly To Bird, Contemplates Wearing Bear Suit
America’s happiest moment in eight years was when that dude in a bear suit comically walked down the beach while that local-teevee reporter described some invisible pier, during Hurricane Ike. Poor old Ralph Nader wonders aloud, to his running mate, a bird named “Gonzalez,” if maybe he should wear a bear suit and fuck a [...]
Intense-As-Ever Alex Jones Discusses Malkin Encounter, Nader’s Intelligence Ties
Look everyone, Wonkette videographer Liz “Polaroid” Glover is here in the Twin Cities doing those interviews that you love so much. Hooray! Yesterday or the day before or something, she caught up with conspiracy theory/New World Order media kingpin Alex Jones to discuss, among other things, his confrontation with cryptofascist blogger Michelle Malkin in Denver [...]
OH GREAT, NADER IS ALSO HAVING A DENVER SUPER-DUPER RALLY: They’re churning out the e-mails over at Nader-Gonzales world headquarters today: “The Headquarters’ energy is fully concentrated on Nader’s “Open the Debates’ Denver Super Rally at the Magness Arena at 7 p.m. on Aug 27, during the Democratic National Convention. Ralph Nader … is currently [...]
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