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Posts Tagged ‘rally’

OUR FLOURISHING ECONOMY

Huge New Job Losses Send Stocks Soaring!

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Whoa, wtf?It’s another new new unemployment record, America! The happy month of March saw 669,000 U.S. jobs vanish, bringing the jobless rate up to 8.5% — the highest since the end of Reagan’s Lil’ Depression at the end of 1982. About 5 million jobs have now been lost in this current Great Recession. And stocks are on fire — the Dow’s over 8,000 again! MORE »


SPYCAM

Wonkette Exclusive: Photos From Sarah Palin’s Rally In Fairbanks!

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

America's GovernorLast night Sarah Palin flew back to her ice cave and gave a rousing address to her people on the snowy tundra. An Undercover Moosketeer Obamatard kindly snapped a few candid photos from the rally and sent them along. Here we have the vice-president-to-be in literally the only unflattering photograph we have ever seen of her. And yet! Even here she is not looking crazy-eyed or duck-faced, just vaguely reptilian. Sarah Palin, we salute you. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Clinton Rally Size Is Proportionate With Nothing

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Jesus, she’s really milking this useless primary win, isn’t she? It’s like she has some sort of, hmm, “media” strategy? Are there more people in that room than there are in, say, the niche “black” state, South Carolina? The Clintons, the Clintons believe there are.