Tag: rain

Your Precious Little Boyfriend Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley Taxing The Heavens And God Himself

Ghost Andrew Breitbart's intrepid dick, Matthew Boyle, has broken another important story, and it is that Martin O'Malley, governor of Maryland and your boyfriend, is taxing RAIN. Haw haw haw what a dummy, Martin O'Malley. Your arms too short...

Matt Drudge Has Melancholy Breakup With America, Tweets Sad Poetry

Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it's 1998, has recently taken to posting on Twitter. Because he is basically just a crazy, hyperemotional shill, it turns out that...

Occupation Dispatch #10, In Which Riley Prepares To Be Cleaned & Beaten

Hello again! Your #OWS correspondent has returned from a weird, rainy night full of .... cleaning? In the above YouTube movie, we see two park savages frantically trying to sweep away all of the bodily fluids and hypodermic needles...

Blame Barack Obama for Flooding the East Coast

Somehow this proves/disproves global warming and also where's the birth certificate? All of this at once: Tropical Storm Nicole only lasted a few hours, but its remnants, along with a stalled frontal boundary, are expected to dump heavy rain...

Fox News Smells A Stinky Oil Conspiracy

Matt Yglesias is reaping the many benefits of "blogging whilst standing" -- a yoga position championed by Donald Rumsfeld. A squadron of Eliot Ness Zombies raided a bar in Philly and confiscated a bunch of microbrew IPAs and a...

JOHN McCAIN PUSSES OUT ON RAINY RALLY; OBAMA STAYS: Well ladies and gentlemen, that settles it. Your brave war hero John McCain does not want to hold an outdoor rally in the rain in Pennsylvania, while an hour away,...

Fundies Literally Praying For Rain During Obama’s Convention Speech

"Doctor" James Dobson's hub of fundies, Focus on the Family, is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Lyndon Johnson and Senator-cum-Emperor freaking Palpatine combined, times a billion, squared, plus seven. While some "new-wave" fundies show potential to be not...

Metro Section: 9-5 Is For Suckers

RAIN OF TERROR: DAY 4, RIGHT?

Emergency Alert System Actually Used!

RAIN OF TERROR: DAY THREE