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Your Precious Little Boyfriend Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley Taxing The Heavens And God Himself
Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s intrepid dick, Matthew Boyle, has broken another important story, and it is that Martin O’Malley, governor of Maryland and your boyfriend, is taxing RAIN. Haw haw haw what a dummy, Martin O’Malley. Your arms too short to tax with God! Let us see what the Great Heretic is trying to do today:
Matt Drudge Has Melancholy Breakup With America, Tweets Sad Poetry
Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it’s 1998, has recently taken to posting on Twitter. Because he is basically just a crazy, hyperemotional shill, it turns out that what goes on under the hat is a continual teenage-lesbian-poetry breakup with America. Cold rain in DC, [...]
Occupation Dispatch #10, In Which Riley Prepares To Be Cleaned & Beaten
Hello again! Your #OWS correspondent has returned from a weird, rainy night full of …. cleaning? In the above YouTube movie, we see two park savages frantically trying to sweep away all of the bodily fluids and hypodermic needles that have accumulated over the last few weeks in Zuccotti Park. (Is that soapy water, or [...]
Fox News Smells A Stinky Oil Conspiracy
Matt Yglesias is reaping the many benefits of “blogging whilst standing” — a yoga position championed by Donald Rumsfeld. [Matt Yglesias] A squadron of Eliot Ness Zombies raided a bar in Philly and confiscated a bunch of microbrew IPAs and a keg of Miller Genuine Draft Light 64. [Hit & Run] Does a Grey Poupon [...]
Fundies Literally Praying For Rain During Obama’s Convention Speech
“Doctor” James Dobson’s hub of fundies, Focus on the Family, is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Lyndon Johnson and Senator-cum-Emperor freaking Palpatine combined, times a billion, squared, plus seven. While some “new-wave” fundies show potential to be not quite as awful — they care about poverty! — we still have to deal with the [...]
The Weathers Will Ruin Our Political Process
Washington DC to Become Quaint Portrait of a Simpler Time, Also Drown
The Nation’s Most Irregularious States
Wonkette’s Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar
Metro Section: 9-5 Is For Suckers
RAIN OF TERROR: DAY 4, RIGHT?
Emergency Alert System Actually Used!
Rumors on the Internets: When the Rain Comes
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