Tag: rafalca

Veep Recap: Selina’s Big Speech

It's Selina's big special day! Watch as our heroine goes full Bridezilla! And hey look, it's Jonah, now with improved character arc! All that and more in this week's big shiny recap of "Veep," oh boy! The episode opens with...

Bill Gates Finally Finds Virus He Might Be Able to Cure

Let’s say you are a wildly successful individual and have generally accomplished a good deal in your life. You are getting older, retired from you job, and are deciding what to do with your golden years. Wisely deciding against...

Sorry, But Ann Romney Does Not Think You People Are As Classy As Her Horse

Here is a fun little tidbit from a WaPo profile of proto-Paris Hilton Georgette Mosbacher: Egg Romney does not think you people are as classy as her horse who does ballet! At the convention, they could be seen bickering outside...

Ann Romney Has No Idea What Is In Those Tax Returns But Assures You People That They Are Legal

Oh isn't this NICE. Ann Romney took time away from her busy schedule of hanging out with Welsh ponies (srsly) to discuss politics with NBC news. And you will never guess what NBC learned, you guys. Ann Romney is...

Rafalca’s Magical Olympics, Day One: Rafalca Losing To Some Dancing Horses, Beating Others

Your Wonkette knows that it is not allowed to make any lighthearted jokes about the rich presidential candidate and his wife who own a dancing horse that is competing in the Olympics. Americans have no history of making jokes...

Why Won’t Mitt Romney Root For His Wife’s Dumb Horse?

Mitt Romney has taken a look at how they do things over there in old England-Land, and has quickly come to the well-justified conclusion that their Olympics are just a hot metric tonne of garbage compared to the awesome...

Democrats Alienate Pony-Loving 12-Year-Old Voters With New Horsey Ad

How impressive is the Olympic sport of "dressage"? Well, maybe more impressive than the synchronized ribbon-twirling in rhythmic gymnastics. But that is probably it! So here is some "dressage" for you, and some "Mitt Romney" for you, and a...