radio
Jesus: Don’t Let Your Daughters Go To College To Turn Into Ugly Feminist Whores
We are sure these Christian radio hosts were not trying to gift us with the joy of laughter, the heartiest, most cleansing laughs we have had in weeks. We believe they are quite serious, as they prove without a doubt the link between letting your daughter go to college and her ugly feminist professors turning [...]
Todd Akin’s Final Answer: He’s In It To Win It! (Also Too, 9/11)
Vaginal magic expert Rep. Todd Akin has just gone on the Mike Huckabee radio show to announce his final decision before today’s 5:00 drop-out deadline and LOL, he’s staying in. The reason is the same as yesterday: 9/11, and how the first responders wouldn’t want him to quit!…?? Hoo boy. We could see this coming, [...]
Herman Cain to Replace Other Annoying Guy on the Radio Forever
Great news: Herman Cain has been elected president! Is that the news? Of course not. But his presidential campaign has been 100% successful according to the metric by which he chose to run in the first place. He’s landed a big old wingnut radio show to debut in 2013, on the famous Day One of [...]
Hannity: Poor People Are Doing Fine Because There Is Enough Rice And Beans To Go Around
Oh, the radio! Fox News doesn’t let Sean Hannity speak lies to the powerless to quite the degree that he would like to, so, on his radio program on Monday, the reigning drunk jock of the airwaves took a call from a man who was trying to explain why he wasn’t convinced he should vote [...]
Where’s Wags? Wall Street Riley Is On ‘The Story’
Have you been missing Riley Waggaman’s Wonkette dispatches from the Occupation? So have we! But while we await his return to Zuccotti Park/Liberty Square/Freedom Fry-T-Mobile Arena, here is a program we think you will enjoy. It’s The Story, a good topical show from American Public Media, and Riley is the featured debt-ridden unemployed vagrant/visionary. Here’s [...]
Michele Bachmann Reminds America of Its Soviet Troubles
At this point, we have started to really wonder if Michele Bachmann is just a demented lunatic who flunked 6th grade American History, or if she is actually living in some sort of alternate universe/time continuum. If it is the latter, then maybe everyone else is wrong for not yelling, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELVIS!” and “DEATH [...]
Sarah Palin Goes On the Alaska Radio Show To Defend Todd Against Hookers
Sarah Palin is sad Sarah Palin’s Alaska is turning on her. Specifically, Sarah Palin’s Alaska’s hookers.
Rush Limbaugh Billboard Promises People of Tucson More Shooting
Sure, the people of Tucson love getting shot. But did they know they can also get shot on the radio? It’s true! They just have to listen to Rush Limbaugh on their radio, according to this billboard that’s “down the street where Giffords was shot.”
When Tim Pawlenty’s Elected President Next Tuesday, He’ll Reinstate DADT
We have no idea why Tim Pawlenty ever was considered a serious candidate for president; these things just happen, we guess. Has Pawlenty ever shouted “YOU LIE” at the current man in the office? No, and that fact should disqualify him. But yesterday, a veritable meeting of the minds occurred: Pawlenty went on insane AFA [...]
Christine O’Donnell To Head-Crush Radio Station
Christine O’Donnell went on a local conservative radio show yesterday to talk about her campaign. After finishing this interview, that campaign told the radio station it would “crush” it if it didn’t turn over the videotape of what transpired, though it’s kind of hard to destroy an interview that was broadcast live on the air [...]
Piper Palin Called Into a Radio Show, We Guess
Why did we put Conservatives4Palin in our RSS feed? Right now we are slitting our wrists, because this is just awful. Piper Palin “called in” to this terrible Alaska morning drive (for commutes from one patch of barren tundra to another?) time radio show on Joe Miller’s glorious primary day, yet “this one slipped through [...]
Glenn Beck Was Rachel Maddow’s Secret Radio Boyfriend
Once upon a time, Rachel Maddow enjoyed listening to Glenn Beck’s goofy rants on the radio. This is why we claim Glenn Beck was once her “secret radio boyfriend” in the headline, because these two things are one and the same, as you very well know: Maddow actually considers Beck something of a professional influence. [...]
Alvin Greene Dances With the Rhythm of 1,000 Babbling Brooks
Does it even matter that that Alvin Greene rap video obviously had nothing to do with his campaign? No. The line between Alvin Greene and the rest of the universe isn’t so clearly defined. The unmoved is the source of all movement, and for this reason, we have video of Alvin Greene dancing in the [...]
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