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Posts Tagged ‘racists’

EXCITING TEABAGGING EVENTS

Thousands of Grandmas *Still* Don’t Care For Coloreds

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Hey look it's Roy Orbinson's dead great-grandma from Hell.
Oh boy we forgot today was the big September 11th Teabagger Festival, on September 12. It was probably wonderful. Look how this lady smiles, with her sign, about how Africans should not be anywhere near the White House. God Bless America, or at least the old white portion. [NineTwelvePhotos]


SPEAK 'MERKIN!

Town Halls Are Almost Over! Must Show More Racism Videos, Before It’s Too Late…

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Here we are in Norwalk, Connecticut, for this latest August Racism Movie. Rep. Jim Himes was giving a health care town hall Wednesday night to a slightly more “pro-reform” crowd of dirty fucking hippies. Of course, the “anti-reform” folks were louder and constantly shouting mean things without permission to speak. This is the pretty standard scenario by now — a national town hall equilibrium of sorts, arrived at just as the summer nears its close. BUT HERE IS A NEW TWIST: some Peruvian-born bishop now living in Stamford asks Himes his question in Spanish, because Himes speaks Spanish! This is when the DEAFENING RACISM kicks in. Enjoy! [My Left Nutmeg]


OMFG

This Health Care Protest Should Win Like Nine Tony Awards

Friday, August 28th, 2009

The racists are getting so creative! Someone in an Obama mask, whipping an old man and a fetus. Apparently we missed *this* on our field trip to Reston, Virginia the other night; we fully apologize. [Slog]


WORLD'S DEADLIEST OBAMATARD

Castro Likes Obama, So You Can’t Like Him Now

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Wiener-eater.Well, that tears it. Cuban Communist nightmare thug Fidel Castro wrote a sympathetic newspaper column about our president, which means that Obama must resign immediately. “The extreme right hates him for being African-American and fights what the president does to improve the deteriorated image of that country,” Castro wrote. Right at this moment, legions of angry wingnuts are printing out this column as definitive proof that garden variety liberal bleeding hearts are in league with Latin American dictators. [Reuters]


RACISTS

A Children’s Treasury Of Insane Old People That Zeke Emanuel Should Euthanize, In Dallas

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Getting tired of THIS STUFF, aren’t you? Well, suck it up. At this point, we want to pressure Obama and Congress to incorporate as much rationing and Death Paneling as possible into a final health care bill, with very loose criteria. You’re eligible for Medicare, human? KILL. This will be the single determining criterion. It will save us so much money, for sexy parties. So along with the old racist up top, we will now present a few other candidates for Death Panels, from a recent town hall protest in Dallas. Thank you to operative “Lisa” for these freaking gross images. MORE »


HA HA

Advertisers Flee Fox News’ Chubby Racist Hate-Clown

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Glenn Beck's momma is African!Vile behavior is usually rewarded by Idiot America (see “Michael Vick”), but there is finally some sort of financial penalty for being a repulsive screaming nutbag racist bag of clown shit on a national cable-news station owned by one of the world’s biggest media companies: advertisers flee! MORE »


LET'S PLEASE END MEDICARE!

Oh Please Health-Care Jesus Stop Televising the Racist Old People

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Kill the blacks! Kill the blacks!For 25 horrifying minutes, CNN has been broadcasting awful old white people yelling at another awful old white person (Arlen Specter) about the African who is going to (hopefully) euthanize all the awful old white people, and how the white American god will soon “stand before” Specter and other senators and representatives, and kill them. MORE »


CNN IS BIRTHERS

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

That shit is bananas.OH YES, HERE IS THAT THING YOU ALL SENT TO YOUR WONKETTE: Did you know you can make your own magical Kenyan Birth Certificate, for anybody, by going to a website? Yes You Can! Email your version to CNN racist Lou Dobbs. [Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator]


THE RAPIST FINDER

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
  • ‘THE PRESIDENT IS A NAGGER.’ Hmm what could possibly go wrong with that statement , on an outdoor sign with easily changeable letters, in Kentucky? [WLWT-TV]

REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Another Day, Another ‘Republican Activist’ Caught Sending Racist Anti-Obama Crap

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Republican humor.Yep, the Earth is still here and the Internet still exists, so that means yet another Republican Activist has been caught sending terrible racist anti-Obama bullshit to his racist Internet pals. It’s funny, that’s why! Meet wingnut anti-health-care-reform Tea Party idiot Dr. David McKalip … or, better yet, don’t meet him! Just read about him, and shake your head, sadly. McKalip sent around a hee-larious image of Obama’s head and face — with a bone through the nose, of course — photoshopped atop the body of a dark-skinned tribesman of some kind. Underneath the picture is a very comical “Obama-Care” logo featuring, of course, a hammer and sickle. Click MORE if you need to see it. MORE »


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Fuck off and die, old man.REPULSIVE OLD DIXIECRAT ZELL MILLER STILL ALIVE, AS PROVEN BY THIS RACIST REMARK ABOUT OBAMA: “Miller punctuated his speech with a not-too-subtle racial barb at President Obama, saying he needs to stop meeting with foreign heads of state and that Rahm Emanuel ought to get some ‘Gorilla Glue’ to keep Obama tied to his chair in the Oval Office.” [Think Progress/Politico]