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Posts Tagged ‘racists’

WHO?

Elderly Wingnut ‘Teen Idol’ Also Wants Personal Copy of Obama’s Birth Certificate

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Gaylord.What happens when you’re super angry about a Negro somehow becoming president, but there are no longer specific laws against a Negro becoming president? Make up something else! Better yet, make up something that can never be disproved, to you, because you can just dedicate yourself to saying, “Nah, that is FAKE somehow!” Perfection. And guess who just joined the “Birther” club? Once-famous right-wing asshole and talentless fruitsack Pat Boone, who made a living half a century ago stealing the black man’s music, that’s who. MORE »


GIVE AMERICA BACK TO THE INDIANS

English-Only Wingnut Conference Can’t Spell ‘Conference’

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Spellinz 4 fags anyhow.
Black Irish immigrant leprechaun Patrick “Sinead” Buchanan knows what kinds of immigrants he hates: all the ones who showed up after his ring-kissing potato-drunkard parents were dumped by the British in New York Harbor as a final retaliation for the American Revolution. That’s why Buchanan and his wacky white-supremacist friends are, these days, mostly concerned with keeping the Puerto Ricans out of our nation’s courtrooms — them don’t speak good English! Also, these lamers failed to notice their own “The American Cause” conference banner does not spell “conference” correctly, but at least it’s not a dirty, dirty Mexican. [Think Progress/Shakesville]


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Latest Republican Racist Email Features Hilarious Summary of 44 American Presidents

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Ha ha geddit???? Because who would let a black person be president?
How are the Republican politicians doing with the email today? Not too good, as usual! It’s a busy Monday, as one Republican official already got busted doing racist anti-Michelle Obama stuff on the Facebook, and now we’re learning about some super-funny racist emails sent out by a Tennessee GOP legislative staffer for Republican state senator Diane Black. Let’s meet the charming Sherri Goforth, who sent the image above to god knows how many people because, ha, a Negro in the White House? MORE »


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Your Latest Racist Anti-Obama GOP Facebook Outrage

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Har har har.Oh jesus. Ken is out of the office today, so the task befalls another editor to cover his ever-popular “racist minor-league GOP operative” beat. A buffoon out of South Carolina thought it would be a good idea to post some thing on Facebook comparing Michelle Obama to a gorilla, proving once again why Republicans should not have access to dangerous electronic devices such as computers, which they employ for the sole purpose of embarrassing themselves. MORE »


FORWARDED EMAIL IS THE NEW TWITTER

Wingnut School Board President Sends Usual Wacky Racist Emails To Everybody

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Organic Garden.It’s a week of the year in America, so that means it’s time for another wingnut local official to get busted for sending the hilarious racist emails to everybody. Meet Robert J. Weller, president of the Lewiston-Porter School Board somewhere in the sticks about 40 miles northeast of Albany somewhere north of Buffalo but it does not appear on any maps as it is not on Earth. Weller, who ran for the board in 2007 and came in fifth place and somehow got appointed to the the board anyway, because who even cares, apparently spends all his free time at home forwarding the funnies about the coloreds to “friends and fellow board members.” And, as usual, some worry wart P.C. libtards don’t get the joke. MORE »


AND THEY HAVE PLENTY

Fox News Asks Commenters To Write ‘Funny Questions’ They Would Ask Obama

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

It sure was Christmas morning for racists on the Fox News commenter forum today! MORE »


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Republicans + Email = Racist Anti-Obama Stuff

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

What? What is racist about this?Hmm, any Republicans forward some Email lately? Oh yes, sure, here we go: “Diann Jones, a vice chairman of the Collin County Republican Party, has apologized for an e-mail that some local judges denounced as racist.” Hooray! As is usual in such cases, this GOP leader from this Dallas exurb is denying any racist intent in sending this email bitching about the “black house” where Obama is plotting against Americans, an email she sent to all the Republicans in “local Republican clubs,” because the REAL crime is that one of the recipients, a local Republican judge, is kind of tired of his party being a bunch of idiot racists, so he sent it to a bunch of other judges, who will HMMMM pass judgment on Diann Jones, in some Texas form of justice, such as a mild rebuke? MORE »


REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Tom Tancredo Top Aide Guilty of Racial Hate Crime

Monday, June 1st, 2009

http://img.wonkette.com/images/thumbs/8e3555d639602b4536473d64ee1b8caf.jpgSurprise, surprise: “On July 7, 2007, at approximately 7:15 p.m. at Jefferson and M Street, Northwest, in Washington, D.C., defendant was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complainant, Ms. [REDACTED], who is African-American. The defendant uttered, ‘Nigger,’ as he delivered a karate chop to Ms. [REDACTED]’s head.” [Washington Independent]


BUT NO MEXICANS OKAY?

Tom Tancredo Will Bring America Together

Monday, June 1st, 2009


Mexican-hating hill troll Tom Tancredo vanished from America the day Barack Obama became the black president with two mommies (Hawaii and Kansas). MORE »


PREPARE TO GET EATED

Michael Steele Asks That Republicans Stop Being Such Racist Dickwads About Sotomayor

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Steele Wheels.Michael Steele, the actual elected-by-his-peers (barely) leader of the Republican Party, continues to have this problem with fat unelected sociopaths such as Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich loudly and boorishly pushing the GOP into forever-fringe third-party nutland. For example, the turds are currently doing the usual fat-white-racist-republican deal of yelling “racist!” at someone who is a different race. MORE »


SUCKS TO BE YOU

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Freedom Fries!SCREW YOU, MUSLIMS! The Supreme Court ruled today that Bush Administration officials cannot be sued for polices that led to 700+ Muslims in the United States being “arrested, roughed up and locked in a maximum security prison” after the 9/11 attacks. So, John Ashcroft and Robert Mueller are free to continue plotting against us. [LA Times]