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  garbage news from garbage people

Thought Catalog Will Still Publish Complete Sewage But Will Not Tweet About It. Sometimes. Maybe.

You all know Thought Catalog as a reliable source of nonsense ranging from “20 Things Only People With Really Curly Hair Will Understand” and “Thinking About Thinking and Not Thinking.” But did you know they are also a reliable bastion of sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and racist bullshit? Haha of course you did, but in case you’d stopped thinking of it for just one second, Thought Catalog hit you with a double whammy this week. Read more on Thought Catalog Will Still Publish Complete Sewage But Will Not Tweet About It. Sometimes. Maybe….
  welcome to post-racial america

Whoops, Looks Like Tennessee Forgot To Stop Racisming

You know what’s wonderful? Living in a post-racial America, where everyone is judged based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin. For example: Tucker Carlson is a dick not because of his race, but because he is a cosmic turd wrapped in leaking anal polyps sent here to punish us for some unknown sin. Hell, racism is so far in The Past that John Roberts and SCOTUS said we don’t need no stinkin Voting Rights Act. But apparently Tennessee never got the memo: Read more on Whoops, Looks Like Tennessee Forgot To Stop Racisming…
  Seduce Black Girls With This One Technique!

Donald Sterling Knows Best Way To Get Into Ladies’ Pants Is To Be Real Racist

Every red-blooded American man knows the best way to sex ladies is to whisper sweet racisms in their ear. Every red-blooded American man who is Donald Sterling, that is. “I’m trying to have sex with her. I’m trying to play with her,” he says. “You know, if you’re trying to have sex with a girl and you’re talking to her privately, you don’t think anybody’s there. You may say anything in the world, what difference does it make?” And that is the reason — the only reason — why he seduced his not-mistress V. Stiviano with super-sexy pillow talk about how it bothered him that she was “associating with black people” (oh, baby!), and he purred to her that she didn’t have to post pictures of herself “walking with black people” (ooh, so hot!) He is not racist, he is just the world’s greatest seducer, and damn, we already need a cigarette. Read more on Donald Sterling Knows Best Way To Get Into Ladies’ Pants Is To Be Real Racist…
  you ain't heard nothin yet

School Superintendent Is The Very Best At Racially, Sexually Slurring His Employees, Say Employees

Sometimes, we are grudgingly impressed by the lengths that stupid/awful people will go in terms of their behavior in the workplace. Take for example one Mr. Ronald O. Ross, superintendent of the Greenburgh School District in New York, who managed to call his employees “bitch” in a stunning variety of ways, according to a lawsuit filed by said employees. And listen, you may think you know how to use the word “bitch” to slur people you work with, but this dude has modifiers you haven’t even thought of yet. You guys we are totally putting the list after the jump because it contains so many racist ways of saying “bitch” that you do not want to be gazing at this thing accidentally when your (hopefully non-slur-filled) boss walks by. Read more on School Superintendent Is The Very Best At Racially, Sexually Slurring His Employees, Say Employees…
  Stormtroopin

Ted Nugent Really Wants To Call Obama That One Word, Settles For ‘Subhuman Mongrel’ And ‘Chimpanzee’

Hey, Americans! Pants-pooping child-bride-marrying bumbaclot Ted Nugent has had some serious thoughts about freedom and liberty, and also on how sad it is that certain people have gained political office. And in fact, he has some regrets. Are they regrets that he is still not dead or in jail? Sadly, they are not. But he does take some responsibility for his failures: I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. Say, you know who else literally talked about subhumans and mongrels? No. The other guy. While Ted has a sad about the state of things, he does still hold out hope that everyone he disagrees with might one day be tried for treason, and presumably executed: I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Dick Durbin, Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly apparent. Or perhaps he just needs to find the dimensional rift he fell through, so that he can go back to the parallel Earth where America really is a place that routinely tries members of the other party for treason. It’s a hackneyed premise, but we might watch that movie. Read more on Ted Nugent Really Wants To Call Obama That One Word, Settles For ‘Subhuman Mongrel’ And ‘Chimpanzee’…
  smashing success

North Dakota Zoning Tyrants Will Tear Down Aryan Leader’s Crappy Old House

Once again proving that Big Government is evil, the city of Leith, North Dakota (pop. 19), is seeking to make good on its promise to demolish the house purchased by white supremacist Craig Cobb, who had hoped to convince a whole bunch of other White Power Rangers to buy abandoned buildings in the tiny town and take over. Instead, the city council adopted new planning and zoning laws requiring all residences to be connected to water and sewer lines. And since Cobb failed to comply by the deadline last Saturday, the city will move forward with plans to condemn and tear down the dilapidated house where he had been living. Cobb himself is currently in jail, along with fellow neo-Nazi Kynan Dutton; the two are awaiting trial on charges of terrorizing the neighbors with loaded guns. You know, it’s almost as if the town were trying to send Cobb a carefully crafted but meticulously legal message about how communities are supposed to work. Read more on North Dakota Zoning Tyrants Will Tear Down Aryan Leader’s Crappy Old House…
  float like a butterfly knock your ass out

Washed-Up Sports-Ball Player John Rocker Simply Does Not Care For ‘Draft-Dodging Muslim’ Muhammad Ali

John Rocker, he’s this guy. You remember him from being a balls-out racist, and maybe from those times he writed very important columns full of very big words, at the Internet Repository for Washed-Up Lunatics, WND. Well, now he has more things to say, and those things are that he is way more awesomer than that dumb jerk — oh, we’re sorry, “draft dodging Muslim” — Muhammad Ali. Read more on Washed-Up Sports-Ball Player John Rocker Simply Does Not Care For ‘Draft-Dodging Muslim’ Muhammad Ali…
  fight the power

Other North Dakota Nazis Won’t Play Reindeer Games With Nazi-Town-Guy Craig Cobb Now That He Is Black

So here’s the latest twist in the saga of Craig Cobb, the Nazi Übermensch who’s trying to turn Leith, North Dakota, into an Aryan paradise: Turns out that Cobb had a very good reason to go out patrolling the town while brandishing a gun, because the poor man’s home was the target of a vicious act of racist vandalism, according to a North Dakota prosecutor. After a DNA test showed that Cobb had a little bit of black ancestry, someone, probably a fellow white supremacist, spray-painted “BACK IN BLACK” on Cobb’s run-down house, which is what prompted Cobb to go out and scare his neighbors with guns and get himself arrested. As good liberals, we should probably be more sympathetic to Cobb now that he’s a downtrodden black guy targeted by racists, because The Man is always trying to keep him down, and we definitely will. Just as soon as we stop giggling. Read more on Other North Dakota Nazis Won’t Play Reindeer Games With Nazi-Town-Guy Craig Cobb Now That He Is Black…
  it's not racist if other white people say it

Sarah Palin Will No Longer Be Racist As Soon As She Understands What Racism Is

Hey, so after Arctic griftbull Sarah Palin was balls-out racist yesterday, saying Blackrack Obama was committing a “shuck and jive” against white people, she took to Facebook to pen a response to her awful critics. Well, not “pen,” someone else wrote it for her. Someone white. For the record, there was nothing remotely racist in my use of the phrase “shuck and jive” – a phrase which many people have used, including Chris Matthews, Andrew Cuomo, and White House Press Secretary Jay Carney to name a few off the top of my head. In fact, Andrew Cuomo also used the phrase in reference to Barack Obama, and the fact that Mr. Cuomo and I used the phrase in relation to President Obama signifies nothing out of the ordinary. Actually, when Cuomo said “You can’t shuck and jive at a press conference. All those moves you can make with the press don’t work when you’re in someone’s living room,” it was racist. This has been your moment of blacksplanation. Read more on Sarah Palin Will No Longer Be Racist As Soon As She Understands What Racism Is…
  wonkette at the movies

That Wacky Dinesh D’Souza Obamapocalypse Documentary: All The Rage in Cinema!

The wingers are clicking their heels this morning, as the documentary 2016: Obama’s America, based on the widely condemned works of pretend scholar troll Dinesh D’Souza, hit number 8 at the weekend box office! With total a haul of 9 million dollars, it is now the “#1 all-time biggest-grossing conservative political documentary,” which is… it’s quite a thing. And to think that your Wonkette sneered at such a dynamic work six months ago: shame on us. What is this movie like? We just watched the trailer and, sorry to be predictable here, but yeah, it looks racist. Read more on That Wacky Dinesh D’Souza Obamapocalypse Documentary: All The Rage in Cinema!…
  that is racial transcendence

A History Of Scott Baio, Newest Romney Donor, Not Being Racist

Some time in the distant sworls of misty time, Mitt Romney’s newest backer (to the tune of 10,000 simoleons), Scott Baio, of Joanie Loves Chachi, sent out a “funny” tweeter of Michelle Obama, and he was all like U UGLY LOL and other tweeterers called him racist, even though he didn’t call Michelle Obama a monkey or photoshop her in a bucket of fried chicken OR ANYTHING! Join us for a trip through Scott Baio not being racist, where it says “read more.” Read more on A History Of Scott Baio, Newest Romney Donor, Not Being Racist…
  Lunch Crunch

Mob Offers Free Club Sammich To White Supremacists

Tinley Park IL – Tinley Park is a small community that has a way of making anyone who visits feel right at home. It’s a place that allows people to know one another, shake hands with an old friend while walking down the main road and gather nightly at local restaurants sporting a ‘come one, come all’ vibe. Sometimes in towns like Tinley, feathers can get ruffled and little spats occur as they do in any family setting. This is a place where one can vent frustrations without fear of losing out on friendship. These modest folks don’t make it a point to cause any trouble. They just want to finish their day’s work, go to a local eatery, beat people with clubs, have their dinner and go home to fall to sleep in front of the TV. Read more on Mob Offers Free Club Sammich To White Supremacists…
  face punchy

Which Black People Does Tucker Carlson Hate Now? Oh, Just The NAACP (Video)

Do you ever get the feeling that maybe bowtied nancy-boy Tucker Carlson doesn’t really like black people? That’s so weird how you would think that. Tucker Carlson should probably get himself an Intelligent Well-Socialized Black to befriend so as to head off suspicions that he is also being a giant racist while he is beating up old queers. Read more on Which Black People Does Tucker Carlson Hate Now? Oh, Just The NAACP (Video)…
  but is it art

Racist Gallery Available For People Who Can’t Afford To Visit Alabama

Big Rapids, MI –- Jim Crow is back, baby! Ferris State University has recently opened the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia and it is chock-full of beautifully restored treasures of hatred. The museum has the nation’s largest public collection of racist artifacts. Founder David Pilgrim makes no apologies for the museum and hopes it will serve as a learning tool to those who need to be taught it isn’t polite to hate. The shiny new museum only cost $1.3 million which is a bargain compared to turning the entire South into a giant fishbowl. Read more on Racist Gallery Available For People Who Can’t Afford To Visit Alabama…
 

And You Can’t Even Understand What They’re All Yelling About!

Trent Lott says Iraq really didn’t come up when he and other Republican leaders had a secret meeting on the Hill this morning with what’s his name, Iraq War Guy, the president. And why would it come up? It’s not like any of those guys are in danger of being blown to bits. “You’re the only ones who obsess on that,” Lott told CNN’s Ted Barrett, presumably referring to the press. “We don’t, and the real people out in the real world don’t for the most part.” In other words, “Fuck off, war widows!” We’ll get to the ignorant racist diatribe you know is coming, after the jump. Read more on And You Can’t Even Understand What They’re All Yelling About!…
 

Conrad Burns: Racist and Insane

Mouth-breathing Montana Sen. Conrad Burns has finally topped his last racist outburst, and it only took a week! At a GOP fundraiser yesterday with Laura Bush herself, Burns let his fellow Montanans in on a little secret: Read more on Conrad Burns: Racist and Insane…