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Tag: racism is dead

The new Sheriff Joe?

Racism Is Just As Imaginary As Climate Change! Your Florida Roundup

It's time for your weekly Florida news, is everybody ready? Let's do this! Let This Nice White Man Teach Y'all How To Be Black David Morgan, the sheriff of Escambia County — an illiterate hickberg on the westernmost edge of the...
That's some fine police work, Lou.

Grand Jury Lets Cop Choke Guy To Death Because Everything Is Terrible

Today is a day ending in “y,” so a grand jury in America declined to indict a police officer in the death of an unarmed black man. No, not that one. Or that one. This one. A Staten Island grand...
Damn right we're going to wring every page view out of this low-hanging fruit we can.

GOP Lady Who Called Obama Daughters Skanks Has Always Had Strong Opinions That Suck

Man did we have a good laugh the other day at the sordid tale of Elizabeth Lauten, the shitwitted GOP staffer and future crazy cat lady who thought it was a good idea to publicly slut-shame President Obama’s daughters...

Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Racism, Declares Ben Stein

Ben Stein, the man who introduced America to Jimmy Kimmel, has written a piece for the American Spectator about how the South is pretty much the best and racism is dead forever. Gather 'round, and let's tear apart Ben Stein's...

Texas Patriot Lynches Obama Chair

If lynches were wishes, the president would be white. A nice patriotic fella down in Austin, Texas, has taken to protesting our Kenyan usurper president in the most calm and rational way possible: lynching an empty chair. Via Katherine Haenschen: I...