racism
Black Republican Virginia Lt. Gov Nominee Loves Segregation, Being Three-Fifths Of A Person
This week, we met E.W. Jackson, a conservative firebrand and Tea Party favorite who was nominated for Virginia’s lieutenant governorcy by virtue of the fact that the GOP skipped having a primary election this year in favor of letting their hardcore dingbats do it up convention-styley. This is like if California Democrats decided to turn [...]
South Carolina Dem Chair Has Totally Believable Lie About Dumb Thing He Said About Nikki Haley
Oh Southern Dems. First you shoot your own fool faces off by being SUPER FUCKING RACIST about Mitch McConnell’s Taiwan-born wife, Elaine Chao, who’s enough of an asshole that you DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BRING HER ASIANNESS INTO IT. Well, now the chair of the South Carolina Democratic Party has said an idiot SUPER FUCKING [...]
Texas Teacher Explains She’s Far Too Racist To Have Molested That Black Seven Year Old
A former teacher at a Texas charter school is defending against charges that she fondled a seven year old girl by claiming that, as a diehard racist, she does not like touching negroidal persons, and so she couldn’t possibly have done the awful thing she’s accused of doing. As excuses go, it’s no “I forgot,” [...]
A Wonkette Think Piece: Is The Guy Who Did That Fake John Waters Obituary A Screaming Racist? Or Is He Mocking Racism? We Don’t Knoooow!!
Hey, you know that totally edgy fake-news site that first said filmmaker John Waters was dead, and then “retracted” the story, saying, “Oh, our fact-checker was out that day, haha”?* As we noted in our original story about this fuck-tussle, the biggest problem with the attempted satire at the catchily named “National Report” isn’t merely [...]
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ping Pong Balls And Michelle Malkin
Last night, your editrix got home from her journalism class — no, idiot twitterers, which she teaches, not a remedial course she has been commanded to attend. It had been a really swell night. We’d asked our students to bring in examples of journalism that changed society, and a young woman brought in a documentary [...]
Anti-McConnell Super-PAC Tweets Stupid Racist Things About Mitch McConnell’s Wife
In any political operation, there’s this thing called “message discipline.” Not only does it mean staying on the talking points (“It’s the Economy, stupid!”), but of course it also means Don’t hand your opponent a gift by saying something so incredibly stupid and offensive that it lends itself to a headline like “Liberal Super PAC [...]
Very Sane Tea Party Man Warns Of Obama’s Army Of Blacks
Ever wonder what is really behind all this “they deserve a vote, let’s all stop killing each other, no more crazy guns everywhere all the time” nonsense push for “rational” gun policies in America? Ever thought it might all just be a ploy to give the President an excuse to begin the violent race wars [...]
Hero Student Teacher Stops Racist Math Problems Dead
Oh, sure, we could be outraged and annoyed that any teacher of fourth-graders could be so clueless as to think it would be appropriate to distribute a “Slavery Word Problems Homework” worksheet to their students, because we would like to think that nobody would give nine-year-olds questions like “In a slave ship, there can be [...]
Terrible Strom Thurmond’s Nice Daughter Has Died
Essie Mae Washington-Williams, the secret-until-his-death, bi-racial daughter of South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond and Carrie Butler, a Thurmond family household servant, has died at the age of 87. Ms. Washington-Williams was by all accounts a lovely, refined, gracious woman, who for some reason was able to love and respect her father, a lifelong segregationist. The [...]
Victoria Jackson Just Asking, ‘Why Isn’t There A White History Month,’ Is Not Racist
Hey onetime comedienne and ukulele molester Victoria Jackson, what are you on about today? I wrote a uke song called “White Men Are Good” and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History [...]
South Carolina Restaurant To Illegal Aliens: ‘Eat Me’
Hey South Carolina Messican restaurant Taco Cid, what’s got staffers in heelarious uniforms featuring Messicans getting trapped in boxes like animals by aid of a taco lure, are you sorry that everyone in the country except other racists thinks you are balls-out racist? Oh, you’re not? That is so weird, we thought you would say [...]
Tucker Carlson’s Post-Racial Year
There are not enough pixels in the universe to reproduce every stupid watermelon email sent out by a GOP official, or even every racisty thing spewed by NRO. So we shall have to limit our examination of the Year In Racial Transcendence to just those sage comments espoused by the not at all spittle-flecked ranters [...]
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