Smear Merchants is our new Wonkette house band name, we are calling it now.
What's more likely? Racist Democrats making up brand-new (and awkward) slurs for Latinos, or wingnuts ignoring context completely?
Michael Jordan is a very big superstar important person! Will this help change the conversation?
He says he believes in equal rights for all, but wants to take a stand for 'European Americans.'
Don't let the door hit ya...
Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
Why does D.L. Hughley have to keep saying racist things are racist? IT'S UNFAIR!
Maybe white Republicans will listen to THIS guy.
Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?
David Duke is planning a run for Congress against Steve Scalise, the House Majority Whip, because it's that kind of election year.
Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little.
Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.
Well dear Christ, what a fine little roundup of horrors we have for you this time. Please provide your own kittens. Houston: Hands Up? Maybe....
Sarah Palin has a dream, and it is for everyone to shut up about police brutality.
We heard from the Usual Gang of Idiots this week, but sadly, not a one of them is smart enough to work for MAD magazine.