rachel maddow
Stupidest Man On Internet Proclaims Only Armed Guard Could Have Stopped Newtown If They Were In Exactly Right Spot And Lanza Didn’t Shoot Them First
Stupidest Man On the Internet Jim Hoft has perpetrated more blogging about the Sandy Hook massacre. As usual, he also performs multiple acts of vandalism on facts and logic. Today’s flaming bag of dogshit on the internet’s porch contains one (1) factual error and one (1) wholly specious conclusion. We shall resist the urge to [...]
First Amendment Hero Bradlee Dean Would Like To Give Your Wonkette Some Legal Fees
Serial SLAPPer Bradlee Dean has taken some time off from making high school girls cry, in order to retain a lawyer to threaten to sue your Wonket! Oh Lucy, what have we done now! Well, obviously we have “defamed” him — which seems to happen to the poor man so very often! — with a [...]
Second Term Michelle Obama Will Win Grammy, Keep Stealing Your Favorite Snacks
Good day to you, FLOTUS fans! How have you been lately? Have you been obeying your morning arm-workout regimen or have you been binge eating in your bathroom? Michelle is always watching, you know! Your FLOTUS correspondent has been busy these past few weeks, considering a run for Jesse Jackson, Jr.’s congressional seat. (This is [...]
Children’s Party Clown Bradlee Dean Thinks Rachel Maddow Is A Gross Ugly Lesbo
Super-groovy dude and Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean has some time on his hands since high schools throughout the Midwest stopped paying him to come and make their students cry about being baby-murdering, dirty-wedding-dress-wearing prostitutes. He also still has to pay Rachel Maddow a whole bunch of his greasy cash for having filed a meritless [...]
It’s A Good Thing Bradlee Dean Isn’t Being Sexist About Judge Who Awarded Rachel Maddow Attorneys Fees
Oh, Bradlee Dean, don’t ever stop being you! And more importantly, please keep Larry Klayman, founder of JudicialWatch and FreedomWatch — a not at all crazy person seen here discussing a Citizens Grand Jury to indict Supreme Court justices John Roberts and Elena Kagan — as your personal attorney forever and ever. Maybe a sitcom? [...]
Judge Lets Rachel Maddow Extort World’s Greatest Heavy-Metal Anti-Abortion Public School Assembly Star
What is the world coming to when you cannot sue known lesbian Rachel Maddow for $50 million for defamation for quoting your own words? And when, in fact, you must pay her legal fees (as well as the legal fees of a now defunct paper, the Minnesota Independent) just for suing her for $50 million [...]
Wonkette Book Contest: Vote For Your Favorite Disturbing Maddow/Scalia/Alien Art!
Democracy is democratizing at the Wonkette blog! We received so many excellent submissions for our “make a dumb computer picture of Rachel Maddow fighting aliens and/or Antonin Scalia” Art Contest that your usually totalitarian editor has decided not to unilaterally pick the winner based on whatever would piss off the community most. We did, however, [...]
Win An Autographed Copy Of Rachel Maddow’s Book By Drawing A Dumb Computer Picture
Go get all those guns and quaaludes you keep locked up in the shitter, because it’s time for the latest Wonkette Art Contest! Random House has sent us two autographed copies of Friend of Wonkette Rachel Maddow’s new book, Drift, an empirical study of floating wood patterns in the Missouri River between 1876 to 1912. [...]
Gingrich Super PAC Head Rick Tyler: Democratic Party Aborts Black Babies
Rick Tyler, Newt Gingrich’s former communications director and now the head of his super PAC Bloviating About Our Future, had/created a terrible time on MSNBC following Tuesday’s primary in Florida. Rachel Maddow had Tyler on during her primary coverage to talk about whether Gingrich’s superbly negative Florida not-victory speech was using “racially coded language” to [...]
Homophobe Pastor Knows Media Only Mocking Him to Get to Rep. Bachmann
Buried in the treasure trove of “Michele Bachmann eats homosexuals” brouhaha is the bizarre human-size skid mark Bradlee Dean, a self-styled “punk rock pastor” who wants everyone to know that the liberal media is only ridiculing him in order to derail Bachmann’s presidential campaign. He is by his own account kind of like “Jesus Christ [...]
Newt Gingrich Can’t Stop Going To Strip Club For Money
Newt Gingrich has some very interesting schemes for making money, it seems, but it troubles him that the same strip joint keeps trying to give him funds for one of his special Newt trophies. Newt, of course, needs monies to build a prison of Christianity around the GZ MOSK, but it keeps getting infected with [...]
Glenn Beck Was Rachel Maddow’s Secret Radio Boyfriend
Once upon a time, Rachel Maddow enjoyed listening to Glenn Beck’s goofy rants on the radio. This is why we claim Glenn Beck was once her “secret radio boyfriend” in the headline, because these two things are one and the same, as you very well know: Maddow actually considers Beck something of a professional influence. [...]
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