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Democracy is democratizing at the Wonkette blog! We received so many excellent submissions for our “make a dumb computer picture of Rachel Maddow fighting aliens and/or Antonin Scalia” Art Contest that your usually totalitarian editor has decided not to unilaterally pick the winner based on whatever would piss off the community most. We did, however, [...]
Go get all those guns and quaaludes you keep locked up in the shitter, because it’s time for the latest Wonkette Art Contest! Random House has sent us two autographed copies of Friend of Wonkette Rachel Maddow’s new book, Drift, an empirical study of floating wood patterns in the Missouri River between 1876 to 1912. [...]
Rick Tyler, Newt Gingrich’s former communications director and now the head of his super PAC Bloviating About Our Future, had/created a terrible time on MSNBC following Tuesday’s primary in Florida. Rachel Maddow had Tyler on during her primary coverage to talk about whether Gingrich’s superbly negative Florida not-victory speech was using “racially coded language” to [...]
Buried in the treasure trove of “Michele Bachmann eats homosexuals” brouhaha is the bizarre human-size skid mark Bradlee Dean, a self-styled “punk rock pastor” who wants everyone to know that the liberal media is only ridiculing him in order to derail Bachmann’s presidential campaign. He is by his own account kind of like “Jesus Christ [...]
Newt Gingrich has some very interesting schemes for making money, it seems, but it troubles him that the same strip joint keeps trying to give him funds for one of his special Newt trophies. Newt, of course, needs monies to build a prison of Christianity around the GZ MOSK, but it keeps getting infected with [...]
Once upon a time, Rachel Maddow enjoyed listening to Glenn Beck’s goofy rants on the radio. This is why we claim Glenn Beck was once her “secret radio boyfriend” in the headline, because these two things are one and the same, as you very well know: Maddow actually considers Beck something of a professional influence. [...]
You could tell that Doctor Senator Rand Paul was not being managed very well yesterday afternoon he was being destroyed by NPR’s Robert Seigel (ROBERT SEIGEL, a friendly old radio chit-chat man!) regarding his over-thought libertarian opposition to parts (just the minor “private sector” ones) of the 1964 Civil Rights Act — which plenty of [...]
Beloved Massachusetts lunch-break fap material Scott Brown was so scared of the fickle, conservative Boston Herald kicking him out of Massachusetts — for not running over to the House last Sunday and stabbing the bill with his… truck?? — that he sent out a fundraising letter to his constituents, warning them: the liberal television lesbian [...]
Scott Brown, remember that guy? He was the Naked Senator, the 41st Vote, the 57th state, all the teabagger dreams realized and brought to life in the handsome form of some hairy-bellied Golem from the pages of a 1980s issue of Cosmopolitan. It was as if he drove that dumb mini pickup straight out to [...]
The Twitter has coughed up this terrifying secret photo from last night’s White House Teevee Reporters’ Jeebus Day Party, in which famous Ugandan homosexual Rachel Maddow takes pity and engages in conversation with the gala’s loneliest wallflower, Fox News president and demonic slug-monster Roger Ailes. What terrible things were these powerful New York media elites [...]
Your Wonkette’s total hatred for all forms of cable news has been well established by this point, but that Rachel Maddow, goodness, she is one hot potato sometimes! This Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill and its estuaries of sadness should be a MASSIVE story on the front page of every real news thing out there! (Below Tiger [...]
