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Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!

Holy Shit, Just How Much Did Donald Trump Jr. Lie To The Senate Today?

Sounds like he lied A WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT.

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Chemicals At Flooded Texas Plant Definitely Didn’t Explode, Sheriff Says, They Just Popped A Bit

Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

GOP Pretty Sure Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Russian Conspiracy To Make Us Believe In Trump-Russia Conspiracy

This post is VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT, therefore please read it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly

The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!

The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y’all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?

What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!