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Posts Tagged ‘race wars’

DEPT. OF FALSE MUTILATIONS

Cut-Nut Sent To Nut-Hut

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Happy Halloween!Ashley Todd, the 20-year-old McCain volunteer who bravely attempted to incite a New American Race War with her fake story about getting mutilated by an angry black man and instead spawned a cheap Halloween costume trend, will not be sent to torture-prison for five and a half years. After a mere week in jail, she reached a plea agreement with the Authorities: no hard time, only mental health treatment. She will also have to check in with those Authorities every now and again to let them know of her whereabouts, like a common criminal, so there’s that. By next week she will have a country music recording contract and her own show on Fox, after “Huckabee.” [MSNBC]


BARACK OBAMA

Why Won’t Barack Obama Apologize For Nutbag Memphis Flyers?

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Ugh.Memphis voters in the 9th Congressional District got a shockingly anti-Semitic flyer in the mail urging them to vote against Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen. “Memphis Congressman Steve Cohen and the JEWS HATE Jesus,” it announces. Why does Barack Obama allow this to happen? MORE »