This is serious. Not only can Barack Obama control the weather, but now — like a Roman emperor, or “czar,” he controls the calendar too.
It turns out that daily catastrophic tornadoes are not the only problem faced by America’s cities these days. Traditionally at the bottom of America’s socioeconomic system since being brought here in chains at the bottom of slave slips, black people seem to once again be having a very hard time of it during the Great [...]
Oh christ, when we wrote this madness yesterday, we were kidding! (Sort of.) But America’s millions of cops are not kidding at all — they’re expecting some kind of serious shit to go down the night of November 4, after the election is stolen. You know, race riots!
