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Greasy shitsack Barack Obama has sold out yet again to the Corporates and Racists: “SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. 49 Sprint Cup car for the Pocono race on August 3. Details of the agreement are expected to be worked out over the coming days.” Oh ho ho, of course, a TELECOM IMMUNITY CUP CAR. Don’t spend all your blood money in one place, n00bama. [Sports Illustrated]

Ron Paul Racing — that Paultard “media strategy” we wrote one half-assed post about earlier this week — appears to be over, because of some… conspiracy thing or other. Its website is waving the white flag, like Hillary Clinton with the Iraq: “As you all can see the vicious lies and attacks on Ron Paul Racing are not stopping, the time and resources spent all week have been to [sic] much for our small organization to swat down.” Since we’re too lazy to Google for other “lies and attacks” against Ron Paul Racing, we’re claiming victory! Hooray! MORE »